A VERY pleasant surprise with an...

A VERY pleasant surprise with an EXTREMELY unusual girl on a rainy Wed afternoon. Two blocks off the Boardwalk, opens at 3, no cover, three dollar Amstel Lite. Expected a couple of over-weight ghetto sisters (reflecting the immmediate 'hood)and was astonished to find 2 white girls, a smoking Asian, one nice attractive sister, and then my girl of truly unidentifiable origin. Joint is long and narrow, showing money spent, with stages, tv's, nice sound system, light works, the works. The one and a half dancers I saw wore bikinis, and took nothing off during short sets. Was left alone for ten minutes, when I was ambushed from behind by a willowy lass of @ 23 with cascading brunette locks framing garganuan Double D's. Kissed my cheeks, blew in my ear, and positioned my unit. Problem began when she opened her mouth and began uttering the most incomphensible gibberish I've ever heard. Couldn't get a hi, ok, name, price (for the back)I said 'Habla expanol' and only got some pidgeon Chubacka made up gibberish back, meantime I'm hard as a rock and get up for the long walk back to six very private cubicles. Since communication was impossible I gave her a twenty and put up one finger. She straddled me with immediate hands on action, while I explored her nethermost crevice w/o deterence. Shot a marvelous load in half a song, and she knew it but kept stroking ever so sweetly. Thought I'd give her another dime, but was not handy, so she got my remaining half dozen singles. I have a feeling I will go back.