Volcanic Eruptions
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4224 US-40, Mays Landing, NJ 08330, USA*

Last visit nine months ago. I...

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ralphyboy
Aug 4, 2005, 3:03 AM
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Last visit nine months ago. I think word is getting out-at least 25 to 30 gents there @ 3pm compared to 3 or 4 on last visit. Still a five cover, though it took the slim 'tender a while to find me. (She has to spot you, then track you down). Place is dark as hell, and stage dancing is a joke. Girl quality was poor to middlin. The Brazilians and E Euro girls have all gotten big and blowsy as hell. Could kill you with those tatas and thunder thighs. Love the ones that choke you on the perfume, or smoke while making the rounds. Here's a dollar, now go away ! Then she showed up, a small brown island girl with a million dollar smile and a nice set of hands at the bar. Back we go, for a shimmering, slippery, lightning like four minutes. Nothing but grinding, but it was more than enough. Would have done a second (wanted to) to learn more, but she was too good. It was all her fault. As I left, there was a tall blonde porker on stage who would have even put PH"s low standards to shame. Two guys stageside were tripping over their chairs in their haste to depart. A mixed bag, but I'll be back.

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