Don't get here that often as...
Don't get here that often as it's a good 2 hr drive. Never make a special trip for PH alone, but combine with some other business in area. Last Fri aft was the weakest line-up of dancers I've ever seen in this place-a club which has never been noted for it's beauties anyway. Too old, too big, some skanky, not remotely tempting. An off day? Maybe a little, but these are closer to the standard of this place than most would be willing to admit. Maybe, as we get a little longer in the tooth ourselves, it takes a little more to stir the soldier to life. If so, you could be in trouble here on the wrong afternoon. Blonde Hailey was as sweet as all American apple pie, but my taste runs to the exotic. The B girls were in but not top flight. Btw, I hear there's no phone list anymore, and there's no blackboard list inside the joint either.
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