A weaker monger may have succumbed...

A weaker monger may have succumbed to the entreaties of April, Sue Ellie and Rayne (the only barside handi-wiper of the bunch) on this medium busy day before the Turkey, but I held out for that renowned All-American K girl who talks dirty at the bar and almost delivered in the back. Unfortunately the dif between almost and signed, sealed and delivered is sixty moolah and no pop. She promised better results at another near-by locale she frequents on the Day of Rest. The most personable girl in the joint (and with exquisite English) is Carilinda from down Sao Paulo way-she's new and packing a few extra lbs. but sweet and sincere as the day is long. She's next on my list.