Under the circumstances the seven dollar...

Under the circumstances the seven dollar cover the 'tender asked for at quarter to six today was like a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Lifeless, empty, depressing. Toilet was filthy with a log in the crapper, holes in the walls and an easily accessible vent choked solid with thick lint. Didn't want to touch anything w/o gloves. The hog on stage might have been redeemed by a passable mug, but as it was it would have stopped a train in its tracks.The two other dancers were 5's, a stock issue Americano blonde and the closest semi-desirable piece-- an out-of-shape Brasiliana named Rose who showed a nice smile and would have done in a pinch if I'd been so inclined. Btw, it did look like a new carpet. Props for that and the fact that no one blocked the door on my way out.