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Back in town again, so I visited my old standby -- the OG. I spent way too much money this time, but had an excellent time overall. First up, I got six dances from Jordan. Then…

16 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

I've been coming to Vegas for...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I've been coming to Vegas for more years than I care to remember. I like to drink while I watch naked women (beer goggles enhance the effect), so I haven't visited Little Darlings in years…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

After a successful venture to the...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

After a successful venture to the Velvet Lion, I decided to try my luck at the OG. This was the Friday night during the Consumer Electronics Show (CES), so I figured it might be crowded.…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

After finding out that Eden was...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

After finding out that Eden was closed for the night (see my Eden review), I decided to head over to OG, which has served me well over the years. Arriving around 11:00 p.m. on a…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

I was almost turned away from...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I was almost turned away from the club. On entering, I was asked for an ID, which seemed strange because I'm far beyond the tender age of 21. I asked why they wanted me to produce…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Not sure why I keep coming...

Not sure why I keep coming back to the OG in the evening. I don't care much for the new layout with the private booths -- except during the day. That's when there's no extra…

Penthouse Club

Las Vegas, NV

I had never been to Sin,...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I had never been to Sin, the previous strip club in the same space, so I wasn't sure what to expect. I arrived around 9:00 p.m. on a Wednesday. It wasn't crowded, which was all…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

The entry prices are much too...

The entry prices are much too high now, but I don't get to San Francisco that often, so I figured it was a treat. It's really not a bad deal to pay $40 to watch…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

I was in town for CES...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I was in town for CES in January, but didn't get out to the OG until Tuesday night (the second night of the tradeshow). You would have thought the place would be busier than it…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, NY

I had a business trip to...

I had a business trip to NYC and was staying downtown for a couple of nights. I had never been to New York Dolls, so I decided to give it a try. I arrived just…

Gentleman's Quarters (was Chez Joey)

New Orleans, LA

For better or worse, the Artist...

★★★★★★1.0/10

For better or worse, the Artist Cafe is open again. It's at the same location on Iberville with the same sign above the door. It's basically a narrow room with a bar along the left.…

327 club

New Orleans, LA

Checked out the club earlier this...

Checked out the club earlier this month on a Tuesday night around 11:00 p.m., where I quickly hooked up with 20-year-old blond Nikita from central Russia. She had been in the U.S. for just five…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, CA

In town for a conference being...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

In town for a conference being held at the Anaheim Convention Center. Didn't want to rent a car, so I figured I would check out the Fritz. It's an easy walk from any of the…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, CA

After a lackluster early Sunday night...

After a lackluster early Sunday night at Fritz That's Too, I decided to try the next nearest club in relation to my hotel -- the Flamingo Theater. I walked there from my hotel, which was…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Having had an excellent time at...

Having had an excellent time at this club on my last visit to Vegas, I visited the club again as soon as I returned to Vegas. I arrived around 10:00 p.m. on a weeknight, and…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, NV

In town for a tradeshow in...

In town for a tradeshow in June, so I headed over to the CH2, which is still one of my favorite clubs in Vegas (along with Spearmint Rhino, Seamless, and Olympic Garden). One of the…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

On a recent trip to the...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

On a recent trip to the OG, I was reminded of a peculiar phenomena. For some reason, the OG seems to attract post-op Asian dancers. I've never seen them at any of the other Vegas…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, NV

I had read here that CH2...

I had read here that CH2 has gone down hill since the new owner (or owners) have taken over. I was in town the weekend before the NAB convention, and it seemed like business as…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

It had been several years since...

It had been several years since I had visited the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas, and due in part to the positive reviews here, I decided it was high time I returned. I arrived around…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Most of the Vegas clubs are...

Most of the Vegas clubs are more fun during the day. Prices are better, the bouncers never seem to around, and the dancers try harder to please, since they're essentially the B team in the…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Recently won over to the idea...

Recently won over to the idea that the Vegas clubs are better during the day, I decided to visit the OG on a Friday afternoon around 4:30 or so. The admission is free until 6:00…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Back in Vegas for another conference,...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Back in Vegas for another conference, so I decided to check out Sapphire, which I hadn't visited since it first opened. It was a Thursday afternoon, and they don't charge a entrance fee from 6…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Stopped by the club on a...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Stopped by the club on a Friday night and had a mixed experience. I had nine excellent lap dances with Charlotte, a Filipino dancer. She then introduced me to two other Filipino dancers whose names…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, NV

Was curious if CH2 had changed...

Was curious if CH2 had changed under the new ownership. It hasn't changed at all as far as I could tell. I visited there on a Saturday night, almost two weeks ago. It was the…