I had a business trip to...

I had a business trip to NYC and was staying downtown for a couple of nights. I had never been to New York Dolls, so I decided to give it a try. I arrived just before 8:00 p.m. on a Monday hoping I wouldn't have to pay a cover charge to get in. No cover charge. I was confused when I first walked in. There was a bar and one very clothed young woman. Didn't look good, especially after paying $10 for a Heineken. Then I noticed a sign that said Topless Lounge. I walked through to the back and saw a snug little club with a mirrored stage and about 12 dancers for just five guys (myself included).

The dancers ranged from not-so-hot to very nice (cue Borat voice). One dancer in particular caught my eye. Victoria has one of the most beautiful bodies I've seen in quite some time. I couldn't take my eyes off of her while she was dancing. When she finished her set, she came right over to my table and asked if I wanted a lap dance. How could I say no? I had four dances with her along the couch-like wall out in the open. The mileage was good, not great. Even so, it was a great experience. She's from Russia, but you'll be able to pick her out because of her incredible body.

After the four dances, I left almost immediately. I knew no other dancer there would be able to measure up to Victoria, and I wanted to leave on a high note.