The entry prices are much too...

The entry prices are much too high now, but I don't get to San Francisco that often, so I figured it was a treat. It's really not a bad deal to pay $40 to watch the dancers for three hours or so, because the quality of the dancers is so high. You have to be careful though and not spend the mortgage money if one strikes your fancy.

The dancers are mostly 8s and 9s with the occasional 10 thrown in to drive you wild. The Monday night I was there, one 10 was a blond by the name of Rachael. It's a good thing she didn't swing by me after her set, or I might still be there acting as an ATM machine for her. And other 10 was Jenifer, who looked half Asian and half Hispanic. She did some serious contact with a woman who was sitting with a man in one of the front rows (there are three sides to the stage).

MBO in terms of dancers' looks is right up there with Olympic Garden in Las Vegas and Stringfellows in London -- both back the late 1990s. Almost every dancer then was likely to be a stunner.