Reviews

Oh my God. I've been to lap dance heaven.

I decided to treat myself to an end-of-the-year strip club extravaganza. I started at Mustangs, figuring it would at best be an appetizer. Cute young…

Went to Fuego on a recent Friday night. Cover was $10 before 10pm; I presume $20 after. The place is open 8pm - 5am.

I was one of the first in the…

I spent sometime in the Underground on a recent weekday afternoon. Aside from the cigarette smoke, and the loudness of the music, it was a decent time, and it ended with a very good lap…

Stopped by Chubbies on a recent weekday afternoon.

Of the dancers, two caught my eye: Katie, a rather plump white woman, and Sherry, an attractive African-American woman. Katie wasn't doing much…

Having been to every strip club in DC except Macombo, I decided on a recent Saturday afternoon that it was the day to add Macombo to my list.

It's a very small club -- maybe 20…

During a recent visit to Calgary I stayed at the Westin, which just happens to be across the street from the French Maid. That made it easy to wander in three different times.

The previous reviewer's…

I seem to hit Divas once a year or thereabouts, and I found myself there on a recent weekday afternoon. There were 5 dancers and a clone on shift that day.

The first…

Early on a Sunday afternoon I found myself driving by Miss Lindsay's, and I decided to stop in when I saw a car parked in front. The clerk informed me that the dancers would begin…

Seeing as how the Royal Palace was the first strip club I ever went in, and that I've been in there a couple dozen times over the last 25 years, I have a fondness for…

Just came home from Mustangs, my first trip there in a few months. Tonight's crew had a number of great-looking dancers -- some tall and skinny, some shorter and rounder in various places.…

Stopped by the Rogue on a recent weekday, arriving shortly after Noon. I was surprised to see a fair number of women at that hour, and both stages were in use. The women were…

D2 closed a while back; now it's a new club called Fuego. I had heard about it but knew nothing other than where to find it when I pulled up at 7:30pm to find a…