nonahcub

Reviews by nonahcub

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16 years ago
Sinsaysionals
Seabrook, Maryland
Oh my God. I've been...
Oh my God. I've been to lap dance heaven. I decided to treat myself to an end-of-the-year strip club extravaganza. I started at Mustangs, figuring it would at best be an appetizer. Cute...
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16 years ago
Super Fuego
Bladensburg, Maryland
Went to Fuego on a recent...
Went to Fuego on a recent Friday night. Cover was $10 before 10pm; I presume $20 after. The place is open 8pm - 5am. I was one of the first in...
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16 years ago
Underground Exotic Dance Club
Ranson, West Virginia
I spent sometime in the Underground...
I spent sometime in the Underground on a recent weekday afternoon. Aside from the cigarette smoke, and the loudness of the music, it was a decent time, and it ended with a very good...
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16 years ago
Chubbies Club
Baltimore, Maryland
Stopped by Chubbies on a recent...
Stopped by Chubbies on a recent weekday afternoon. Of the dancers, two caught my eye: Katie, a rather plump white woman, and Sherry, an attractive African-American woman. Katie wasn't doing...
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16 years ago
Macombo Lounge
Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
Having been to every strip club...
Having been to every strip club in DC except Macombo, I decided on a recent Saturday afternoon that it was the day to add Macombo to my list. It's a very small club -- maybe...
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16 years ago
French Maid
Calgary, Alberta
During a recent visit to Calgary...
During a recent visit to Calgary I stayed at the Westin, which just happens to be across the street from the French Maid. That made it easy to wander in three different times. The previous...
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16 years ago
Miss Lindsay's
Greene Township, Pennsylvania
Early on a Sunday afternoon I...
Early on a Sunday afternoon I found myself driving by Miss Lindsay's, and I decided to stop in when I saw a car parked in front. The clerk informed me that the dancers would...
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16 years ago
Diva's
Ranson, West Virginia
I seem to hit Divas once...
I seem to hit Divas once a year or thereabouts, and I found myself there on a recent weekday afternoon. There were 5 dancers and a clone on shift that day. The...
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17 years ago
Royal Palace
Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
Seeing as how the Royal Palace...
Seeing as how the Royal Palace was the first strip club I ever went in, and that I've been in there a couple dozen times over the last 25 years, I have a fondness...
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17 years ago
Mustangs Gentleman's Club
Hyattsville, Maryland
Just came home from Mustangs, my...
Just came home from Mustangs, my first trip there in a few months. Tonight's crew had a number of great-looking dancers -- some tall and skinny, some shorter and rounder in various places....
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17 years ago
Cloakroom
Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
Stopped by the Rogue on a...
Stopped by the Rogue on a recent weekday, arriving shortly after Noon. I was surprised to see a fair number of women at that hour, and both stages were in use. The women...
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17 years ago
Super Fuego
Bladensburg, Maryland
D2 closed a while back; now...
D2 closed a while back; now it's a new club called Fuego. I had heard about it but knew nothing other than where to find it when I pulled up at 7:30pm to find...
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17 years ago
Diamond Cabaret
Denver, Colorado
I visited Diamond Cabaret around 8pm...
I visited Diamond Cabaret around 8pm on a recent weeknight. I paid the $10 cover and found a seat near the main stage -- actually two round stages, each with a dancer, connected...
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17 years ago
Diamond Lil's Adult Emporium
Denver, Colorado
Stopped by on a recent afternoon....
Stopped by on a recent afternoon. One woman was in the peep show booth; she said the cost was $5 for the meter and $25 for her; she'd give me a very sexy...
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17 years ago
Rick's Cabaret Denver
Denver, Colorado
Stopped by here on a recent...
Stopped by here on a recent afternoon. The best thing I can say is that the club didn't charge a cover fee; it was happy hour. And a beer was cheaper than...
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17 years ago
Mustangs Gentleman's Club
Hyattsville, Maryland
My last visit to Mustangs was...
My last visit to Mustangs was disappointing, so I didn't have all that high of expectations when I went on a recent evening. I noticed a fair number of patrons and customers when...
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17 years ago
Cloakroom
Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
stopped by the Rogue on a...
stopped by the Rogue on a Friday afternoon. At 1:30pm the place was alive. Eight dancers at least; both stages in use; lots of energy. The women were average for the...
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17 years ago
Cloakroom
Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
Wandering around town tonight, wondering if...
Wandering around town tonight, wondering if I wanted white girls or black girls, I decided that the Rogue was my destination. Arrived around 7:30 to find at least a dozen girls in the...
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17 years ago
Mustangs Gentleman's Club
Hyattsville, Maryland
Spent a few hours at Mustangs...
Spent a few hours at Mustangs Friday night. The dancers that evening were average -- cute enough; nice enough bodies. Unfortunately, the hottest of all was Shawn, the waitress, who I hear...
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17 years ago
Underground Exotic Dance Club
Ranson, West Virginia
On a recent weekday afternoon I...
On a recent weekday afternoon I spent time at both the Underground and Divas. I've been in both before, but over a year ago. Unfortunately, it seemed to be an off day for...
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17 years ago
Diva's
Ranson, West Virginia
On a recent weekday afternoon, I...
On a recent weekday afternoon, I sampled Divas and the Underground -- the only clubs open in the afternoon that I know of in the panhandle. Unfortunately, either was all that good that day. It's...
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17 years ago
Royal Palace
Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
"Have no expectations" is perfect for...
"Have no expectations" is perfect for this club. One day it can be really good. Others -- like a recent Saturday -- it can be quite bad. Saturday afternoon: four dancers....
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18 years ago
Cloakroom
Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
Visited the Rogue one afternoon recently;...
Visited the Rogue one afternoon recently; it had been almost a year since I last set foot in the place. Patron-to-dancer ratio was definitely in my favor. But the dancers were not...
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18 years ago
Knockouts
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Went to Knockouts on a weekday...
Went to Knockouts on a weekday afternoon. After my eyes adjusted from the bright sunlight outside, I saw a rather tastefully designed club with very pretty women. A half-dozen were working that afternoon....