Reviews by nonahcub

Oh my God. I've been to lap dance heaven. I decided to treat myself to an end-of-the-year strip club extravaganza. I started at Mustangs, figuring it would at best be an appetizer. Cute young…

Went to Fuego on a recent Friday night. Cover was $10 before 10pm; I presume $20 after. The place is open 8pm - 5am. I was one of the first in the…

I spent sometime in the Underground on a recent weekday afternoon. Aside from the cigarette smoke, and the loudness of the music, it was a decent time, and it ended with a very good lap…

Stopped by Chubbies on a recent weekday afternoon. Of the dancers, two caught my eye: Katie, a rather plump white woman, and Sherry, an attractive African-American woman. Katie wasn't doing much…

Having been to every strip club in DC except Macombo, I decided on a recent Saturday afternoon that it was the day to add Macombo to my list. It's a very small club -- maybe 20…

During a recent visit to Calgary I stayed at the Westin, which just happens to be across the street from the French Maid. That made it easy to wander in three different times. The previous reviewer's…

Early on a Sunday afternoon I found myself driving by Miss Lindsay's, and I decided to stop in when I saw a car parked in front. The clerk informed me that the dancers would begin…

I seem to hit Divas once a year or thereabouts, and I found myself there on a recent weekday afternoon. There were 5 dancers and a clone on shift that day. The first…

Seeing as how the Royal Palace was the first strip club I ever went in, and that I've been in there a couple dozen times over the last 25 years, I have a fondness for…

Just came home from Mustangs, my first trip there in a few months. Tonight's crew had a number of great-looking dancers -- some tall and skinny, some shorter and rounder in various places.…

Stopped by the Rogue on a recent weekday, arriving shortly after Noon. I was surprised to see a fair number of women at that hour, and both stages were in use. The women were…

D2 closed a while back; now it's a new club called Fuego. I had heard about it but knew nothing other than where to find it when I pulled up at 7:30pm to find a…

Stopped by here on a recent afternoon. The best thing I can say is that the club didn't charge a cover fee; it was happy hour. And a beer was cheaper than I…

Stopped by on a recent afternoon. One woman was in the peep show booth; she said the cost was $5 for the meter and $25 for her; she'd give me a very sexy show…

I visited Diamond Cabaret around 8pm on a recent weeknight. I paid the $10 cover and found a seat near the main stage -- actually two round stages, each with a dancer, connected by…

My last visit to Mustangs was disappointing, so I didn't have all that high of expectations when I went on a recent evening. I noticed a fair number of patrons and customers when I…

stopped by the Rogue on a Friday afternoon. At 1:30pm the place was alive. Eight dancers at least; both stages in use; lots of energy. The women were average for the Rogue.…

Wandering around town tonight, wondering if I wanted white girls or black girls, I decided that the Rogue was my destination. Arrived around 7:30 to find at least a dozen girls in the place,…

Spent a few hours at Mustangs Friday night. The dancers that evening were average -- cute enough; nice enough bodies. Unfortunately, the hottest of all was Shawn, the waitress, who I hear retired…

On a recent weekday afternoon, I sampled Divas and the Underground -- the only clubs open in the afternoon that I know of in the panhandle. Unfortunately, either was all that good that day. It's been…

On a recent weekday afternoon I spent time at both the Underground and Divas. I've been in both before, but over a year ago. Unfortunately, it seemed to be an off day for both…

"Have no expectations" is perfect for this club. One day it can be really good. Others -- like a recent Saturday -- it can be quite bad. Saturday afternoon: four dancers.…

Visited the Rogue one afternoon recently; it had been almost a year since I last set foot in the place. Patron-to-dancer ratio was definitely in my favor. But the dancers were not all…

Went to Knockouts on a weekday afternoon. After my eyes adjusted from the bright sunlight outside, I saw a rather tastefully designed club with very pretty women. A half-dozen were working that afternoon. Most…

Went to the Showclub on a recent weekend afternoon. I paid my $3 cover and found a seat against a back wall to observe, this being my first time in an Albuquerque club.…