I now know why they are...

I now know why they are so religious in SC -- if this is what sin has to offer, I'd be in church, too, 7 days a week, twice on Sunday. I've been to a lot of cabarets (or so I'll call 'em), but I have never seen any place more repulsive anywhere in the US of A or outside of it. The place is a dive -- large and cave-like with low ceilings (that practically have stalactites hanging from them) -- but I've given good reviews to places where the floor was so rotted in the mens' room you could put a foot through. It's not that. No. The beer is real cheap, too, and that's good. Because you'll need it, a lot of it, because the women are just plain hideous, unless you are into the BBW thing... 'cept you could really drop that middle B because they ain't beautiful -- heavy women can be attractive, but these ones ain't. Of the dancers there, perhaps one was attractive in sort of young biker chick way. Extras? Sure you could. But have yourself some self respect. You'd put your dipstick in that engine? Find a knotty pine. I cannot fathom the prior reviews of this place. Maybe they are very hard up in SC, and we elsewhere should organize some kind of FEMA stripper airlift to help these poor men.