I find no delicate way to...

I find no delicate way to describe my visit to this club other than to suggest that it was rather intense. Having stopped in just to see what the scene was like, with the full intent to kill 10-20 minutes before hauling tail, I was accosted by many attractive African American dancers who professed an intense concern for my personal happiness, if not my reaching a certain level of transient ecstasy. This is not to say their efforts were charitable. Indeed, they could probably have cleaned out a wallet faster than [insert your favorite simile here]. But there was a high service attitude and genuine work ethic to go with their monetary efforts, which were I not a visitor to the fine city of Memphis could have led me far from the upright path in life.