Reviews

I was really looking forward to going to Baby Dolls. Not only because it’s gotten consistently high reviews, but I remember having an excellent time there back in 2000. So smitten was I…

Talk of the city shutting down the stripclub part of the Double-Deuce has died down to the point where they actually invested in a new wood-panel floor for the stage. Doesn’t matter much to…

I love New York, and I have learned to tolerate the citizens that make this one of the most dynamic places on Earth, but we have got to do something about the strip club scene.…

When you think of strip club cities, you don’t think of Minneapolis, and with good reason. Sure, the city is nice, but there are enough rules here – and enough enforcement of those rules…

I have yet to visit Houston. I haven't been to the strip clubs of Tampa. And I haven't visited those of Las Vegas in a while. But I become more and more…

After almost of year of operation, I have come to this unfortunate conclusion: The Diamonds Lounge has made the King of Diamonds worse. Not for the club or the dancers, certainly, but for me.…

Alright. Things have changed so much to the point where all the details I gave you in my previous review are no good, partly because of info I'm no longer sure of, partly because…

Choice has gone through an up and a down in the eighteen months since I reviewed it. The short of it: I still miss what it once was, but it’s got a shot at…

We should at some point put down a list of all the major cities in the U.S. that have bad strip club scenes. I'll start: Washington D.C., Orlando ... and St. Paul. If…

And now, an elegy...

This may be my last review for BJ's ... unless I'm feeling very maudlin, in which case I might write a few more words later in the year and -- advance warning…

There is no real difference between C-Mowes and Chameleon. Both are the dirtiest strip joints (and when I mean dirtiest, I mean it in every which way) in the St. Louis area, and maybe…

Everybody says about this place -- about many strip clubs, in fact -- that the day shift is better than the night shift. I rolled into Miss Kitty's recently, and I can tell you…