OK, Sunday night's not going to...

OK, Sunday night's not going to be any club's best time. For me, Mons was where it all started, and it was a mind-bending experience. Amazingly hot women who insist you touch them all over. But now that I'm wiser, I still see the problems with Mons. No attempt at privacy in the dance area at all. Do you really want to line up on a bench and sit next to other guys getting dances, with no separation at all? I don't. And the pressure is a little bit high, although I can deal with that. So the problem remains the layout. And all a club has is its girls (who are amazing here, generally) and its layout. Girls, great. Layout, no so great. But if you've never been, you should certainly make a trip to Mons. It's the Mecca for strip clubs.