First of all, it's GREAT! Friendly,...

First of all, it's GREAT! Friendly, safe, comfortable, with girls of many shapes and sizes all of whom are eager to please. Circular bar with two dancers on stage, and lots of girls circulating, usually 5 or six going around in the afternoon. Girls will visit you at your barstool, and for two or three $1 bills, they will give you a hug and rub their soft bodies along yours. Your dollar bill will get you a lot; you can squeeze and touch and the dancers will reciprocate. It's all very casual. The Brazilians are the most enthusiastic, and what they do at the bar, including the famous "PH Handshake," where at the bar they'll grab you right where you want to be grabbed, is a good indicator of how much fun they'll be in the back rooms. If you're into mileage, go Brazilian. You can ask where they're from if you want to be sure before you pick a dancer to go back with.

Private dances are $30, and they're awesome. You get a small private room with a door, which is better than 99% of clubs anywhere. There are cameras, and girls are aware of them, but that doesn't stop the fun. It seems the custom at PH now includes two-way hands on and some degree of getting grabbed at no extra charge. In fact, you'll never be asked for an extra tip during your dance. Yes, mileage varies, but the basic mileage is very good. Your hands can always roam all around, which is better than having them duct-taped to your side like so many places.

As for dancers, there are blondes, brunettes, big girls, big tits, small girls, big tits, every variety. Yes, there are a couple of grandmas here and there, just pass them by if you're turned off. But there's likely something you'll like.

A lot has been made here on TUSCL about Ruby. She's an absolutely beautiful little Brazilian blonde who works all the time. But I find her mechanical and cold. You walk in, sit down, and she grabs your man like she's milking cows. Not for me. Fortunately, a recent visit found Lisa, a brunette with enormous knobs (like oversized grapefruits) and an enormous appetite to match. She quite literally smothered me- what a way to die! Also found Salina, a Venezuelan brunette with the most soft and supple body ever. Perfect-sized breasts, soft skin, delicious. And not Brazilian. Finally, another South American country gets on the board. She's a very GFE, girl friend experience. Which is in contrast to the get 'em in, get 'em off of Ruby and the gals to whom Ruby has apparently been teaching her assembly line techniques. One note, recently an American brunette with a sensuous bod came around and asked for a dollar, turned around and asked for another dollar, and then asked for one more. I asked her where was the hug? She said, "I can't dance at the bar." I said "See you. Bye." If you see this trick being done, it's not at all typical of Playhouse. Tell her "that's not how it's done her. We all have fun and we all play. That's not very Playhouse."

Guys, go here. Have fun. Enjoy. You'll be glad you did.