Tropical Lei
2121 Foothill Bl Upland, CA 91786

Disappointed. Last visit two years ago...

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tuscl12345
May 21, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Disappointed. Last visit two years ago was absolutely amazing. Hot blonde dancer with great bod, went in the back and the sky's the limit. It took a while to find one, but that was well worth the wait.

Not so lucky this time around.

Maybe 6 or 8 girls, none really great to look at. One in a shredded bodysuit that she thought, I guess, was sexy. Some overweights and some not too pretty types. And like last time, they were deep into their own cell phones, placed deeply in the chairs along the wall that really hide what the dancers look like. They're sort of like a couch you fall into and can't get out of. Tried, tried, to find someone to take back to the rooms to see if the policy there was still as liberal.

One plump blonde worked me really hard for a dance, and I resisted. She said 1.2 and that we'd "have a good time" for three songs. Well, considering her looks and the price I wasn't going to leave that to chance or have her shake me down for more when we got in back. I was prepared to hold out or just leave. Told her that's all I've got, but she's got to make her offer more definitive. She wanted to leave it open, I said make it clear and make it 1.2 and she gave in. First dance she didn't close the curtain, but after that she did and she made good on her promises. Not what I'd hoped for, but it was certainly something. Like the privacy and the menu. Just didn't have many great choices for talent. You'll need to shoo away the waitresses pushing drinks, which isn't hard. I just said 'no' when they asked if I want to buy the lady a drink. (Visit later to Synn was ridiculous. I got asked eight times if I want to buy a drink, in about 20 minutes time). So if you need to get a job done, travel to the end of the world and come out here. I'd guess talent gets better at night, but who knows? Usually daytime offers more to offer, so I chose that. Do love the private rooms, though.

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