Outrageous drink and dance prices, and...

Outrageous drink and dance prices, and really, the talent here at Centerfolds was more like, oh, the second half of the magazine, not the centerfold.

So what the heck is it about New Orleans clubs? If oversupply is supposed to drive down prices, then 13 clubs on Bourbon Street ought to be fighting it out for traffic and cutting prices. Nope!

Girls seemed not too interested either. So this 'let's all get naked in New Orleans' thing is really a big lie. Here, they seem like, "whatever. Dance? OK? " And only if you seek them out. Maybe weekends are better, maybe later in the night is busier. But there's nothing special about this place.