OK, here are the pluses: Lots...

OK, here are the pluses: Lots and lots of girls. $10 lap dance specials and a discounted VIP offer, too. Safe, clean, nice kind of spot, somewhat fancy. Lap dance area isn't private, but it's separated from the rest of the club and the individual cubicles have pretty high walls between them. Place was full on a Thursday night. Tons of girls and almost every lap dance spot was taken.

Here's the problem: Rookie talent. Couldn't find one girl in the whole place who seemed like she knew how to dance or had done it for more than a couple of weeks. Tried three of the best-looking gals in the place and they all just kind of bounced up and down with no sense of any kind of 'dance,' sensuality or sexiness. All young, but not in a good way. Young as in "just got here. what do I do now?" One asked "How am I doing?" More than usual stripper insecurity, I think it was kind of like "Is this how it's supposed to go?" I decided to buy a VIP, they had a special, think it was $40, which is pretty cheap. But the girl takes my money, goes in the back and disappears for like 15 minutes. I'm about to bolt and just chalk this up to a lesson learned when she reappears. "There was a girl in the back selling clothes," she tells me. Hmmm.

Management built a nice place here, clean, well-kept, safe-feeling. Valet parking, though there's also parking at the stores next door. But they just grabbed these girls out of freshman year. Is there a stripper training school? Maybe there should be, because these dancers don't even know how to dance. Wouldn't return.