Posts by zipman68

Mrs. Zip is on the road and ol' Zipman be catchin' up on the Netflix. So I'm watching the groovy sci-fi show "Surface", 'bout some electric sea monster. However there are two truly amazing stars…

I just discovered that our very own Crazy Joe is a doctor. A doctor of scatology. To my knowledge the only institute that awards a doctorate in scatology actually awards a D.Phil., not a Ph.D. Could…

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To get a lapper from the HAWT church chicks!

What is the best nickname for a fellow TUSCLer? Often, the names are insults, a la tittyfag's designation of yours truly as zEROTURD (points for doing something interesting with the capitalization, but othwise weak). However, I'll…

I'm going to nominate Ilbbaicnl for the "dude who says the craziest shit on TUSCL". You'd think that Juice would have this sewn up, what with his days of being the prophet Juice, receiving messages…

From the LLD site... "Liquid Lapdance was invented in Las Vegas by a group of friends. The original idea came because one of the guys didn't like lap dances. He said the dry grinding left his…

He described it as warm crap in a bag bu Anthony Bourdain clarified that this was a description, not a value judgement, and said "contrary to the impression left by some reports of the show,…

You ever need some caviar when you go to the club? Go to a club where the presentation is impeccable... https://mobile.twitter.com/davidchoe/status/454423432348708864