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Reviews by happylap

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  14 years ago
  Roxxx

  Brooklyn, Illinois
  I visited about 730 on a...

  I visited about 730 on a Wed night. I think about 6 dancers were there. One cutie wanted to sit in my lap for a long time and I didn't mind. There...
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  14 years ago
  Shooter's Showgirls

  Elk Mound, Wisconsin
  I stopped by on a Thursday...

  I stopped by on a Thursday evening, arrived about 4:20 just as they were opening up. The bar maid walked in the front door just ahead of me. She didn't look great...
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  14 years ago
  The Vegas Club

  Darien, Wisconsin
  The high wall (30-36 inches) around...

  The high wall (30-36 inches) around the main stage seems kind of stupid. The dancers like to get low on the floor sometimes and you can't see them unless you lean forward and...
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  14 years ago
  All Star Bar & Grill

  McCook, Illinois
  I dropped in on a Saturday...

  I dropped in on a Saturday afternoon. At least 6 TVs showing mostly college football. There's a bar and some tables and chairs in one room and a couple of pool tables...
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  14 years ago
  Gold Nugget Show Bar

  Florence, Wisconsin
  I stopped by on a Wednesday...

  I stopped by on a Wednesday night about 9 or 10 pm. I purchased a drink at the bar and proceeded to the stage for a seat. I've learned from previous experience...
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  14 years ago
  Northpoint Exotic Dance Club

  Peshtigo, Wisconsin
  This place always surprises me. ...

  This place always surprises me. This time there were at least 8 or 10 dancers and at least half of them were not half bad. I spent most of my time at...
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  14 years ago
  Industrial Strip

  Hammond, Indiana
  Visited on a Tuesday afternoon. ...

  Visited on a Tuesday afternoon. The hours have changed. IS used to open at noon, now it's 2pm. I think the state of the economy does affect strip clubs. I...
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  15 years ago
  Roxxx

  Brooklyn, Illinois
  After leaving Thunder Road I decided...

  After leaving Thunder Road I decided to check out Brooklyn to see what those clubs had to offer. Roxy's was pretty lively. I did not think the girls were as good-looking and...
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  15 years ago
  Industrial Strip

  Hammond, Indiana
  Man, this was the deadest (is...

  Man, this was the deadest (is that a word?) I've seen it at IS. There were three dancers working, or so I was told. Two of them were sitting at the bar...
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  15 years ago
  PT's Brooklyn

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  After visiting Roxy's I decided to...

  After visiting Roxy's I decided to use the wrist band for free entrance to PT's across the street. This club has kind of a weird layout. There's a big circular bar in...
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  15 years ago
  Thunder Road

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  Based on reviews I'd read ahead...

  Based on reviews I'd read ahead of time, I was disappointed. The girls were not very attractive and very pushy. To their credit there were only a few customers and the dancers...
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  15 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  I stopped in about 3pm on...

  I stopped in about 3pm on a Tuesday. I hadn't been to the area for about 12 years or more. I expected a much smaller place. I think there's lots of...
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  15 years ago
  All Star Bar & Grill

  McCook, Illinois
  This club exceeded my expectations based...

  This club exceeded my expectations based on reviews I read here on TUSCL. The girls were fairly attractive and I got a good grinding lap dance. But keep in mind this is...
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  15 years ago
  Industrial Strip

  Hammond, Indiana
  I stopped by early on a...

  I stopped by early on a Monday afternoon. I think the entrance fee was $10. Not much going on but I had a very good experience. I think the key is...
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  15 years ago
  Torch Lounge

  South Bend, Indiana
  I think I was at The...

  I think I was at The Torch. It could have been Peaches but one of these two clubs was closed and I think it was Peaches. I guess I didn't really pay...
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  15 years ago
  Belle Starr Gentlemen's Club

  Box Elder, South Dakota
  I don't remember the cover price:...

  I don't remember the cover price: maybe $3. A double Jim Beam cost me $10 then I found out they had PBR for $2/bottle so I switched to that. When I first...
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  16 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  I'm not sure how many dancers...

  I'm not sure how many dancers were there. It seemed like more than 10 but no where near 25. I dropped in on a Wed afternoon, cover was $5 and food was free after...
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  16 years ago
  Platinum Plus

  Greenville, South Carolina
  Hey, I'd never gotten a stack...

  Hey, I'd never gotten a stack of $2 bills in change before. Cover charge was $3 about 6 in the evening and I got back eight $2 bills and a single. Obviously...
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  16 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  I only had about 30 minutes...

  I only had about 30 minutes to spend but decided to just drop in to see what it's like at night. All my previous visits here had been in the early afternoon. Entrance fee...
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  16 years ago
  Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen's Club

  Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin
  Arrived a little after 9 on...

  Arrived a little after 9 on a Saturday night. A thin, fairly attractive brunette dancer was talking to the doorman when I arrived. A significant portion of her body was decorated in...
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  16 years ago
  Northpoint Exotic Dance Club

  Peshtigo, Wisconsin
  I don't know if this qualifies...

  I don't know if this qualifies as a review. I stopped by just before 4pm on a Monday. I was the only one in the bar other than the barmaid. I...
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  16 years ago
  Northpoint Exotic Dance Club

  Peshtigo, Wisconsin
  I only spent about an hour...

  I only spent about an hour here on a Thursday afternoon. It's not a fancy place. Just a country bar with a stage, naked women and some booths for private dances. ...
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  16 years ago
  Gold Nugget Show Bar

  Florence, Wisconsin
  The thing I dislike most about...

  The thing I dislike most about this place is the ladies constantly asking for drinks. Their drinks cost $8 and I'm sure that management sets a quota for the dancers. I think...
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  16 years ago
  Solomon's Gentlemen's Club

  Juneau, Wisconsin
  I arrived shortly after opening (3pm)...

  I arrived shortly after opening (3pm) on a Monday afternoon. I know what you're thinking: "What the hell you expecting?" Well I was on my way north and took a little...