Reviews by happylap

I should have known better after reading the reviews but I thought "Hey the last review is almost a year old. Maybe things have changed." There's a $3 parking fee--self park. I did...

I didn't have much time after landing at PDX and picking up a rental car. Had a long drive ahead but decided to stop by and see what this place is like in...

It depends on what you value. If you value glitzy surroundings and clean bathrooms then you'd give this place a zero on value $ rating. I give it an 8 because, for...

I hadn't visited this club for a couple of years. The girls seemed a lot less friendly than I remember and the prices seem higher: $5 for a beer; $35 for a...

I sat and talked to a dancer from Milwaukee who mostly complained about how dead it had been since she arrived a week ago. I asked if there were any local girls and...

I stopped in on a Monday evening but didn't have time to stay long. I was picking someone up from O'Hare and the plane was delayed. I drove over to Allstar's but...

First of all my rating means nothing. I spent so little time here that it is unfair for me to give a rating. It's currently 6.71 so I could give it a...

The lap dances here rate a 10 but the stage show is lame which brings my rating down -1. Many girls don't even remove their tops. I found out why this time...

I visited about 1:30 pm on a Monday. The place was pretty dead. There were about two other customers in the place. It being Veterans' Day, I thought it might be...

I visited early on a Monday afternoon so take that into consideration with my rating. There were only 3 or 4 customers an maybe twice that many dancers. I think the cover...

I didn't think I'd return to this dive after my disappointing visit two years ago but I found myself in the area for business with some time on my hands. (oops, I just...

I visited on a Thursday, early afternoon. I was hoping to get a dance from my HB favorite but she was occupied for thirty minutes upstairs and was booked with another customer for...

This is another one of those Wisconsin clubs with the traveling circus of ladies. They dance for a week and then move on to another club in the circuit. It's a good...

Visited on a Tuesday evening--early, about 5 or 6. I was coming from Upper Peninsula so got a little mixed up on the time zone thing. It was an hour later for...

Things that knock my rating down: - no nudity, all bikini, on stage - only one way touching during the lap dances - girls not allowed to sit and bullshit with customer. They can...

Visited on a Thursday afternoon a little after 2pm. Not many customers but at least 8 girls working. I watched and tipped at the stage for a while trying to decide...

I visited Playpen on a Thursday afternoon between 1 and 2. There were 8 or 10 men sitting at the bar and 3 women. It's not a big place but pretty good...

I don't know if this really counts as a review since I didn't get past the guy behind the bullet-proof glass. I guess that's up to the founder. I stopped in about 5:30pm on...

I give this club a 5 because I have to give it a number to submit a review. I didn't really spend enought time there to give it a fair rating but I...

Portland is a weird town as far as strip clubs. Downtown it's all air dances an no nudity and out in this little grungy shopping mall are two places where, for $150 you...

Portland is a weird town as far as strip clubs. Downtown it's all air dances an no nudity and out in this little grungy shopping mall are two places where, for $150 you...

This place is hardly worth reviewing. I'm not from Portland so I don't know if it's typical of the area but from the reviews I've seen on tuscl it is. I visited...

My impression of this place, without actually going there, had always been something like a raunchy Hooters (actually I’ve never been to a Hooters. Maybe they’re raunchy in their own right.) But...

I stopped by here on Friday afternoon, before Veterans' Day, after visiting One Step Beyond. (review posted there) It's much bigger than OSB and newer. I had a hard time finding Bobby's because...