I don't know if this qualifies...

I don't know if this qualifies as a review. I stopped by just before 4pm on a Monday. I was the only one in the bar other than the barmaid. I asked when the dancing started and she said "as soon as there are three customers". She said that one dancer was in the back gettng ready. I ordered a drink and hung around for about 35 minutes but no one else showed up except two dancers who walked through the bar on the way to the dressing room. My bourbon only cost $3 but would have been $6 if dancing had started. Laps are $10 topless and $20 nude. From previous experience I know that there's plenty of two-way contact. THe bar maid was pleasant to talk to but had a ton of sob stories-- sisters, Christmas, school, car trouble...Said she'd been working there for six years.

My rating is close to the current rating so as to change the average as little as possible since I didn't really experience the club as a strip joint.