Arrived a little after 9 on...

Arrived a little after 9 on a Saturday night. A thin, fairly attractive brunette dancer was talking to the doorman when I arrived. A significant portion of her body was decorated in tramp stamps which normally turn me off, but she was friendly and pleasant so I paid the $10 entrance fee, let her fetch me a beer and sit at the stage with me. She jokingly asked if I was the guy who called ahead for lap dances with her. I said yes and started to ask about contact in the LD. I guess I should know that's the wrong approach by now. I think some dancers get a little spooked by such a direct approach but sometimes it works out for me. While she was sitting with me, a cute tiny little blond got on stage and immediately got buck naked and started flashing her bare (as in hairless) pussy around. I was sort of mesmerized and tipped her a couple of times and got her perky little tits in my face. But while this was going on the tattooed one disappeared. I moved away from the stage to get a better overall view and conserve tipping cash. That turned out to be a good move because the next dancer was fairly fat and unattractive. My usual policy is to tip every dancer (you never know what you might be missing) but because of my low cash reserves I didn't want to spend much money until I'd had a chance to get a feel for the place and decide if I wanted to stay and hit the ATM. There were three or four dancers at the bar chatting with customers and about three couples in the place, two of them at the stage tipping the dancers. Not much going on for a Sat. night.

I sat alone at a table and got no attention from any of the dancers. There might have been a shift change because I never saw Blondie again and the tat woman later walked by dressed in jeans with another woman and said "Be right back" as she left. Yeah sure, I thought. Besides the tat woman and Blondie, most of the other girls were not very appealing. There were a couple of black chicks that looked to have potential but I never got a good look at either--one was at the bar with her back to me and the other walked through quickly a couple of times. I really wanted to try a lap dance so I could write a better review of this place (take one for the team, if you know what I mean?) but I ended up leaving disappointed. I think, had I seen the previous reviews before coming here, I might have been a little more aggressive to try a LD. I don't expect to be in this area again in the foreseeable future but if I am, I'd give it another try.