Hey, I'd never gotten a stack...

Hey, I'd never gotten a stack of $2 bills in change before. Cover charge was $3 about 6 in the evening and I got back eight $2 bills and a single. Obviously the idea is to tip the dancers $2, rather than the usual $1. That seems like a 100% raise for the stripper? Maybe, but I've been tipping mostly $1 (occasionally more) since 1980. So amortized over 29 years, two dollars from one dollar, works out to about a two percent raise per year. I was intrigued by the ingenuity of giving 2 dollar bills in change. The waitresses do it too.

I was pleasantly surprised by the mileage at this club. Private dances are not nude but touching anywhere seems okay. The two dancers I patronized had no qualms about me pulling the g-string aside and fondling the merchandise. Oral contact on the tits was allowed as well. Bourbon and beer were about $3.50, but I was told the price drops to 75 cents at 8pm for an hour or two. Apparently the dancers set their own prices for laps but most told me $30 for the first, $20 for the second and negotiable after that. I don't know what I did but I was offered 2 for $30 from the most beautiful woman in the club. The friendly, unemployed electrician who introduced himself to me agreed that she was the best there. Brunette, slender, with small, pierced tits and a tattoo on her side. Normally I don't care for the tatts but this woman was so fine I didn't mind. I got two dances from her and gave her $40. It was worth every penny. The first dancer was offering the 30-20-?? deal and I only got one from her because I was waiting for stunner to get free.

The club is large and pretty glitzy. Three stages but some are unoccupied some of the time. Music is loud and, to an old codger like me, obnoxious. But the ladies make up for that. I'd rate the stunner a 10 and most of the others in the 8, 7, 6 range. I did see a few that might be in the "heavy" category but not obese. There may have been more that ten dancers there but it's such a large place it's hard to figure out.