Reviews by EarlTee

Saturday afternoon. Completely dead. Long stretches with no dancer on stage, which to me is unacceptable. I spent way too much time watching ESPN. If a club is open, there should be dancers dancing, period.…

Latest visit to Hi Liter met my expectations. What does that mean? If you're not from around here, you should know that extras are very, very hard to find in Arizona clubs. If a reviewer says…

Sometimes the stars just aren't aligned. For whatever reason, on this visit, there was just a bad collection of dancers. Sort of a Centerfolds All-Not-Star team. There was some really aggressive pushing for dances that…

I so want to like this place. Years ago, I spent a whole lot of very pleasant time here. The drinks are OK, the music is OK, the doorman is OK, the bartender is OK. The…

Very much an above-average visit to Centerfolds. You can just extract my positive comments from past reviews and stitch them together to make this review. Lots of good-looking ladies. Not so many Amazons. Plenty of relatively…

As several reviewers have noted, this place tends to be really, really dark. But on this visit it was decorated with Generic Year-End Holidays lights and it was easy to walk around without falling into…

This place was never a favorite and I hadn't been in many years. But a friend dragged me. It's not hard to drag me to a strip club. $5 cover, but that apparently gets you a…

This is not my favorite club, but my friend and I needed to kill a little bit of time before a meeting, and he wanted to go, so we went. When you enter (from the parking…

Good: Lots of dancers working. Smaller thinner ones like Dylan, Tori (great pole work), and London (great pole work), and plenty of linebackers with volleyballs bolted to their chests. Within the first two songs, seven of…

Wednesday afternoon. I often go on Wednesday afternoons, but this time I didn't recognize a single dancer. Lots of turnover, or just random chance? The talent was OK. The usual Centerfolds variety of bigger, smaller, tatted…

Thursday afternoon. Standard collection of Bourbon Street ladies: almost all white, with a couple from each ther major category. Mostly big fake boobs, but enough real ones, in various shapes and sizes, that with enough…

I don't usually go on Saturday afternoons, and I didn't recognize even one dancer. There were a lot of, uh, larger dancers, with giant hard fake tits (not my preference). Disappointing. On the other hand, the…

The story of the name change: According to the doorman, the city had some complaints against the owner and basically told him to sell or they would shut him down, so he sold. And according…

Usual collection of very attractive dancers. Almost no porkers or barkers in the bunch. Music not too loud, hustle factor not too bad, cocktail service fairly prompt. It's a nice place. A couple of dancers I've…

Always a crapshoot at Centerfolds. This time, there was a wide variety of dancers. Some bigger, some smaller, some ethnic. I spent some quality time with Kimberly, Nicole, Minnie, and a couple of others, on…

Centerfolds was not as crowded as it has historically been during the evening rush hour. A sign of the times, I guess. There was a wide variety of dancers working, so the hustle for dances…

Take an average of the last three reviews and you get my version of the truth. The club looks great -- really upscale. I have seen it go through mostly minor changes, from the last time…

Saturday evening at 6. No cover. It looked like Tuesday afternoon. Maybe 10 dancers. Most of the 25 customers were crowded around the bar, watching basketball on TV. And when the game ended... they left.…

My first time here since the nude side opened. The nude side is, for the time being anyway, not open on Sundays and Mondays. The existence of the nude side doesn't seem to have had much…

I didn't see any of the slim honeys I like to spend my money on here. In fact, I didn't recognize any dancer, waitress, or bartender. But I sat around and hoped a skinny babe…

2:00 on a Tuesday afternoon. About a quarter of the chairs in the place were occupied. It was lighter in there than I remember from dozens of past visits (this is not a good thing,…

My latest visit was a bit disappointing. Just the luck of the draw, I guess, but there were a lot of the larger dancers and not so many of the more petite ones -- and…

First of all, don't go looking for Diamond's Cabaret. The front (street side) of the building says The Joint -- that's a regular bar. The north entrance (from the parking lot) says Strip Joint. There's…

Another afternoon visit. No cover. News flash! The of the club that used to be a sports bar, and more recently has been nearly unused (except when the club is super busy), is being turned into…

It had been a year or more since my last visit. I paid my cover and found a seat. The Rhino was pretty empty. A few dancers were sitting around by the fireplace, talking amongst…