Reviews by EarlTee

Exactly what you'd expect from Bourbon Street at 2 o'clock on a summer Monday afternoon. No cover, no pat-down, no ID check/scan... I just walked in past a woman on a stool who said, "You're good."…

I just realized that I haven't reviewed the Blue Moon since my initial visit, when I wasn't sure I'd go back. Since then, I've gone back. A lot. I'm always prepared to leave without getting any…

This was my first visit to the Tropical Lei. I felt well prepared by the numerous reviews here, although for some reason I was expecting the interior to be a bit dumpier. The furnishings are…

Hi-Liter continues its downward slide. Too many big girls. Oh wait! I like spinners; if you like 'em with some serious meat on their bones (mooo), you won't share my unhappiness. If you're interested, in attendance on…

For me, Hi-Liter continues to be on a downslide. Friday, early afternoon. More dancers than customers, which is usually a good thing. But most of the dancers are below par. One, Dusty, is a really big…

This review is based on a couple of recent visits. I'm not sure what explains it other than random chance, but there have been more bigger, pushier, less attractive dancers lately. I like things to get…

I don't usually go to Bourbon Street on Saturday afternoons, so I didn't fully know what to expect. It was pretty much the second-tier or third-tier dancers. The only one I recognized from weekday afternoons was…

On this visit I encountered an unusually attractive collection of ladies. They were not all my type, but every one of them was at least somewhat shapely and toned, many had pretty faces, and there…

My first visit to Blue Moon. Thank you, TUSCL, for preparing me so well. Walked in, turned left, paid the man the $10 cover, sat on the bench on the west wall, near the stage. Yep,…

If I had been in the mood for eye candy alone, I would have gone to Bourbon Street. But I wanted something more, and Centerfolds has been a disappointment lately, so I went to HiLiter. Ladies…

It might be time for me to give Centerfolds a rest for a while. Today's visit just didn't go well. A relatively small percentage of dancers were of interest to me. There were a few really,…

I arrived at the early hour of 1 pm. Shockingly, there were probably a dozen dancers, and most of them were relatively thin, natural-titted lovelies -- just my type. There were maybe 5 PLs. Over…

I often stop here on my drives between Phoenix and L.A. There are other places I might like more if I would try them (I've never made the detour to the COI), but I…

Not my favorite club, but I go once in a while, for the hell of it. This afternoon there was really slow cocktail service, which is very much the opposite of how it usually is. It…

A little bit more crowded than I expected on this Tuesday afternoon. More than a dozen dancers, and twice as many customers. As usual, dancers were in all sizes, shapes, and colors. I turned down…

In some ways, I'm easy to please. I can enjoy a beer while looking at some young tits and call it a good day. Drinking a bottle of water while lookin at some young snatch…

I used to go to the Candy Cat Too pretty frequently. I recently went back after a hiatus of... 22 years. It was surreal. Or, it was like a bad old time-travel TV show. Nothing…

I intended to spend some time at one of my favorite clubs, Bourbon Street, but it was closed for the day for minor renovations. So I drove down the street to Sugar 44. Every time I…

This review is for the benefit of those of you who are interested in OTC. ITC is very difficult to manage in Phoenix clubs. I have made OTC arrangements in Centerfolds and occasionally elsewhere in the…

They can't all be winners. This was not a very good visit. Maybe 15 dancers: 3 black, 4 Latina, the rest white-girl-next-door. Generally quite attractive. I got a couple of dances from one slim blonde on the…

Business took me very close to SRR, as it does every year or two. I was tempted to drive a bit out of my way to the City of Industry, but laziness and force of…

Yet another truly fine day at Centerfolds. Encouraged by last week's success on Saturday afternoon, I tried Sunday afternoon this time. 10-12 customers, and easily enough dancers (maybe 8) to cover that number. I got OK dances…

Loads of pretty, slender, fit young hotties. Quite a few of them would have looked better without volleyballs bolted to their chests, but that's just a matter of taste. Quite a few didn't have that…

A truly fine day at CF. And to think that the last time I was there on a Saturday, I had a bad time. There were not very many PLs in attendance, and there was at…

Saturday afternoon. Completely dead. Long stretches with no dancer on stage, which to me is unacceptable. I spent way too much time watching ESPN. If a club is open, there should be dancers dancing, period.…