I didn't see any of the...

I didn't see any of the slim honeys I like to spend my money on here. In fact, I didn't recognize any dancer, waitress, or bartender. But I sat around and hoped a skinny babe would show up. One girl with bad skin planted herself on my lap and started a monologue. I couldn't get rid of her without being rude, so I let her hang around. After two songs, she offered a dance, and I let her give me one. She was bored, I was bored... ugh.

I stayed around a while longer and got a couple more dances. I was really in the mood to blow a hundred or two bucks in the VIP with a slender cutie, but it just wasn't meant to be. So I cut my losses and got out having spent no more than $50 on drinks, dances, and tips.

I will absolutely go back, because I've had some very good times there in 2008, but I'm worried that the changes the place is undergoing will turn out not to be positive.