Wow! This was a first... I...

Wow! This was a first...

I checked Founder's list of acronyms, and the particular activity I experienced during my most recent visit to Cabaret does not have an abbreviation. But it's the kind of thing that was the punchline to the most notorious "blooper" in TV history: Bob Eubanks asked a Newlywed Game contestant, "Where was the most unusual place you and your new spouse ever made whoopie?" The contestant replied, "In the ____, Bob." If it did have an acronym, it would just be "A."

And the dancer (name obviously not shared here) was more attractive than most Cabaret dancers. To top it off, she only charged the price of the dances; nothing extra. However, I based the numeric ratings above on the overall club, not just this one dancer. While she would not be a "10" on looks alone, she did make this experience a "10," and unique among all club visits anywhere.