Reviews by jimhalsted

Was back in town on business and visited this club mid-week. About a dozen or so dancers on schedule, mostly 6-8 range, no real uglies, but no super hotties either. Probably two or three...

Went to HB after a long hiatus, but things have not changed too much. The club remains a solid choice given the overall lack of quality in the Chicago area. If you...

Arrived on a Friday evening after dinner. Night shift was just starting and when I arrived at the club and there were only about a dozen customers and half that many dancers. ...

Went on a weeknight and had higher expectations since I had been there before. Maybe I was just out of synch with things, but this trip got me nothing but a couple of...

In Shreveport and was within walking distance of this club. It is a nice club, big with and stylish inside with a huge main stage, a couple of satellite stages and a large...

I was in town on business and a buddy took me to Trumps. It was rocking for a Wednesday, and you would hardly know there was a recession based on this crowd. ...

I was in Chicago on business and had to go up to Milwaukee so I thought I would stop in and give this place a try. Easy enough to get to from the...

Dropped by the club after cutting out of work early one day in the middle of the week. Despite the odd time, there were still plenty of cute girls on the day shift...

Just to clarify some of the previous reviews: this place is a jack-shack. The facility itself is a disgusting old building, although it is surrounded by swank restaurants just west of downtown...

Back in Chicago on business and back to HB with my buddy. Upon further review this club is not as lame as I thought. The club itself is like a garage bar...

Back in Shreveport on business and paid another visit to Wild Orchid to see how things were going. $5 cover this time and when I first arrived I was the only real customer....

Went in with very low expectations, but had a good time at this club. An 8 is probably too high a rating, but I found a couple of great girls that made it...

Went here on a recent Friday night. This is a pretty good size club, but the main stage is so big that seating can be tough. When I first came in I...

Ok, so I'm in town and a friend likes using me as an excuse to go to HB. No big deal it's pretty close to my hotel near O'Hare. We warm up...

Stopped by on a recent weekday to grab some lunch. It was a little after 12:30 and there seemed to be only 2 or 3 girls working. I grabbed a booth and had a...

I've been to SR Rialto a few times and I have decided that I prefer to visit in the late afternoon. The day shift usually has a few lookers and it is never...

Had some time to kill before a flight and HB is located close to the airport. As other reviews have noted, this is not a high end club and there is little contact...

Ok, so this club is not really a 1. It does have some cute girls and it is comfortable enough, but it is pasties, air dances and a the usual wanna dance kind...

It is tough to give this club even a 5 as a rating, but I guess it did have some good qualities. $5 cover, 1 drink minimum. Drink prices are ok at $4 per...

Was back in EP on business and did not have a lot of time, so I thought I would check out Jags to confirm the more recent reviews. Confirmed. The re-model is a nice touch since...

I was back in Chicago and was able to hit The Admiral over a weekend. Much busier than the first time I went, as it was a nice weekend night. This club has a...

Went to TS a couple of times while in El Paso on business. This is a topless, alcohol bar wereas Jags and most of the others in town are full nude, BYOB. ...

Was in El Paso for work and decided to give the Parrot a try. It's pretty far out of town, but easy enough to get to. It is next to a truck...

Was in Chicago on business again, and this time my client suggested we hit VIP since it is more convenient to downtown than the Admiral. It was a quick cab ride (north) to...