Bare Assets Reviews

visited 13/3 around 2pm. club was empty. High girl to guy ratio. sat down at bar and much to my surprise, my favorite club dancer, Paige, was sitting right next to me. She didn't recognize me at first, but when I refreshed her memory she was very...

I seem to only get here in the afternoons. The dancers rate very high for day time staff. Very friendly, very attractive ... and stark naked. Tough to beat!

There is no cover charge during the day and beers are less than $5 so it will be a very worthwhile stop...

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I stopped in at Bare Assets last week, during a business trip to the Tampa Bay area. It was during the day, so there was no cover charge. They were running a drink special = 2 for 1 well drinks ($4.75 buys you two). And -...

As promised, I came back last Wednesday during dayshift and had a spin with Valerie in the VIP room. $150 for the full session, but $50 went to the DJ and only $100 for the girl, which is totally ripping off the girl. As expected, the dances were awesome, although...

Stopped by here on a Sunday afternoon. Things were very slow, with only about six girls working and not many more customers. They serve alcohol here and its about the only place in Pasco County where you can get a drink on Sunday. All the girls were...

My first visit here on a Wednesday afternoon after a multi-year absence... and WOW, have I been deprived all these years. This club has just about everything you could want: friendly girls, cleanliness, solid ambiance, and LIQUOR!! (the long drive and horrible US19 traffic was really the only...

I have been to Bare Assets the past two Friday nights and it was fantastic. The girls are mostly 8-9's with a couple 10's. The best part is they are very friendly without being pushy. Even the bouncers are very friendly. Drink prices are reasonable and full nude private VIP...

I stopped in on a slow Wednesday night around 10:30 PM. The place was pretty empty, but there were enough girls around to entertain the crowd. They don't have any specials on Wednesdays, but they do have a friendly group of gals.

I got a dance from Jenna, a very...

Two stops on a recent Tampa visit allow me to expand on my previous review of February 17.

A Saturday afternoon stop just after the monsoon moved through was highlighted by a topless dance from Stevie, a healthy-looking American blonde who seemed to enjoy her work. She had several special touches,...

There have been a number of changes since I last reviewed this club, which is still my favorite. They remodeled the area in the back, where the second stage is. The second stage is much nicer, with more and better seating. They added two small private rooms...

Dropped by for an early evening visit recently. Had never visited while it was still daylight outside. I'd heard the afternoon's could be a fun time. Perhaps I should have gone earlier because they seemed to be doing a lot of shift changing. Not many girls on the floor. I...

Made my first visit to this club after reading mostly positive reviews. My visit was only so-so.

First the positives: Beautiful girls, fun atmosphere, comfortable seating.
Now the negatives: $40 a pop for a nude dance (too expensive), way too crowded on a Saturday night (you could barely move), very...

My afternoon visit avoided the cover charge and the crowding that drew complaints from the reviewers below. About half a dozen dancers with a dozen customers, but half of the guys were transfixed by the TV's behind the bar showing horse racing and skiiing, so that evened out the numbers....

Positives: (1) Beautiful girls (2) Nice place (3) Big selection

Negatives (1) Steep cover (2) Nude dances $40 (3) Very crowded (4) Locals rule the roost (5) The bouncers try to intimidate the customers, even if they are behaving. It's like they are daring you to goof up, even when you...

Tried to control myself, but went back to Bare Assets on Wed 12/19 around 1pm. Had limited time and money so I hoped I could find Juliana and have some more fun. Club was very slow, lots of girls there. better selection than the day before. Juliana was onstage...

Visited club on Tuesday 12/19 from 5pm to 7pm. club was full of customers but seems a little short on dancers. did not recognize any of my favs from past visits. Dancers that were there were not up to normal levels. only had one dancer come...

Damn! Visited this club recently on a Wednesday evening/night expecting to be somewhat disappointed and was pleasantly surprised - especially after the $9 cover charge. By the time I left, the joint had about two dozen dancers and had (finally) opened the satellite stage.

A minor negative...

Always a strong showing of pretty girls. Although local in nature the girls are all pretty nice and beautiful. Went there shortly after a couple of meetings in Tampa on Wednesday and the turn out was still pretty nice. They had a couple of drink specials going...

Nice small club in northern Tampa Bay. Alcohol served. Pretty girls that get naked on stage most of the time but not always. $20 topless dances with two-way contact. I haven't tried the $40 nude dances or the $200 half hour private room sessions. Dayshift...

visited club from 330p to 6pm on 8/1. club was not as crowded as in past visits. about 12 dancers on day shift. sorry to hear my fav Paige was not working today. noticed a new face, a girl named Selena, blonde, young, a little chubby but very...

Went there the other weekend, it by far is my favorite place to hang out. The girls are real sweet and the dances are great. Still 20 for topless 40 for total nude. Beer with beer and bush how can you go wrong. Drove back...

Visited the club twice two weeks ago both times in the afternoon. For afternoon girls, they had a good crew! Very friendly, forthcoming, ranged from 7 to 9. No cover. $3.25 for beer. Fully nude dancing. Dancers most appreciative of tips....

Visited club in the evening. Too many bouncer types with their sleeves rolled up showing off their upper arms. Clubs that employ these fools soon lose my business. Seriously, what do they think is gonna happen in a strip joint? it gonna be robbed? dancers gonna...

First time back here in about a year. Stopped on a Wed. afternoon, about 15 girls, all attractive. The good news is Julia is back. Very fun to talk with and gives great dances....

Went In this club on a Saturday afternoon. No cover was charged so I went in got a beer and set down to watch girls were nice 7 or so, and there were at least 5 or six of them. wasn't long before one asked I I wanted a...