Reviews

Came here for my bachelor party. I was very impressed with the quality of girls on a Friday night. Overall the club is pretty dark, but is cool because there are many stages…

Made my first visit to Bare Assets yesterday. Kind of a disappointment. What others have said about the bouncers is true. There was congestion as we tried to enter---because three bouncers were standing around while…

it's taken awhile to post this. stopped by at the end of august and was not overly impressed. mostly 6's maybe a 7 or two. it was a slow night, so i'm sure it's better…

Dropped by Bare Assets on a Friday around 7 PM. There must have been a shift change going on as they rounded up all the girls for a stage review. Usually these reviews…

I visited the club Tuesday afternoon around 3:00 and was surprised by the number of dancers in the club. There were about 6 dancers with not too many customers. There was no cover. I went…

i visited bare assets and was amazed at how cheap the drinks were to other clubs. The music was great and the club was full. The women were beautiful between 7-9. Very relaxed atmosphere and…

I dropped by here on a recent jaunt thru Florida. Its an above-average club. There was no cover, nice, and full nudity. Stage set-up lets you get…

I was referred to this club by my brother who lives in the area. I went in and there were a few women. Some were pretty nice and some not so much. What…

Visited again while in the area. My only complaint is that the club is DARK. Walk in from the Florida sunshine, and it takes quite a while to figure even if the gal is naked. Most…

I was in Pasco for the day and stumbled across Bare Assets. Went in about 2:00 and there were about 8 girls working. The girls varied in size and looks, some young hot ones. Watched…

A good club but without vibe, or ambiance, or whatever the trendy term is right now, at least in the afternoon. Nice decor, good talent, excellent LD action, but 24 hours later I remembered the…

Visited on a Thursday night several weeks ago. $10 cover charge. Dancers were quite friendly and good interaction when tipping them for their stage dances. One dancer was especially liberal with her contact…

I spent a couple hours here between day and evening shift. The club interior is more upscale than most of the other clubs in this area, and so are the quality of the dancers.…

Stopped in on Thursday afternoon, the first week in November. Sat by the stage, had a drink. Watched a half-dozen or so dancers, one of whom actually bared all her assets. No one approached me…

Visited the club after the previous reviews peeked my interest. The parking lot was full (a good sign) so I parked behind the club in their lot across the street. The door girl…

Fun club that I have been to many times over the years. Second best club in Pasco county next to Brass Flamingo and trust me they are very very close in all areas. No real…

Attended once with our friends for their Jack and Jill engagement party...Had a GREAT time...Jack and Jill are still up the hill! I got a lap dance that went about a minute longer than I…

This is a good "anything goes" type club. Kind of a shabby interior that looks like a remodeled house with a strange cramped layout. Make sure to go in the evening. I was…

I dropped by on a Monday afternoon. There were lots of cars in the lot and a lot of customers inside. Most of the customers tended to be older white guys in their…

visited club around 330p on Tuesday 6/17. good crowd. lots of dancers. too many anorexics, too many tattoos, too many bolt on boobs. Was happy to see my old fav Paige working. Tipped…

I dropped into the Bare Assets 12:45 PM having heard a while back that the incomparable (38 triple Ds) Allison, late of the Tanga, might be working there. It was not to be... There were…

very busy club,pretty and polide ladies.latte night turned out to be very ghetto.admison was $9 drink prices are fair.some girls have no business to dance in any club.they have topless dances for $20 and nude…

This will be a brass tacks review for the out of town set. Unless you happen to be in Holiday, Florida there is no need to go out of your way to check this…

I've always wanted to visit Bare Assets, but I never had a chance. I've read some great reviews here on TUSCL and on other websites. Either a big rainstorm would back up traffic…

Was back here a few weeks ago and managed to hook up with India, an older Latina with a nice rear-end and big, albeit not exactly perky, breasts. She gave great dances in the…