Want to like this place, but I can't

I want to like this club, I really do. I can see maybe in some slightly different world this could be my favorite club even. Full nude, full liquor, two-way contact allowed (I'm from Ohio, ok, that's new to me) - what's not to like? Sadly, I cannot really bring myself to recommend it, on the weekend at least (I've only been once during the week, so it's hard to review for that).

Most of my trips here have been on Friday or Saturday night - I've probably been here around four times on the weekend since I've moved into the area. I am consistently disappointed. First of all, it doesn't seem like there are enough girls for the number of customers. On the weekend, the place is usually pretty packed, and it's hard to even get a read on the number of girls working, as this seems like the place that dudes like to have their girlfriends get all slutted up and come with them to. At least twice I've accidentally asked a civilian if I could get a dance.

The stage rotation is 3 songs, and most girls get fully nude. Most of them are 7+, so that's definitely a point in their favor. The issue is that trying to talk to a girl outside of this rotation is a real hit or miss proposition. Usually when it's packed on the weekends, it's a totally lost cause. I've gone in there with $400 in my pocket, intending to spend it on dances, and walked out with that same $400, as I not only am not approached by any girls, I can't even find any to approach.