Bare Assets Reviews

Went there last week after a couple meetings in Tampa. It was kind of a drive especially when you learn that it is nude and serves alcohol. This place is one of the strongest clubs that I have visited. The girls are generally all really friendly and...

Stopped by this place again. It's a little dark, but very nice and clean inside. The barmaids serving drinks are on top of you right away, and are very friendly. They take the time to talk to you. But the dancers are mostly sticking to regulars,...

Things have changed a bit since I last visited. Bare Assets is still the place to go in the Tampa Bay area, IMHO, but it's lost a bit of its quaintness - if that's a term you can use for a strip club. Success can do that. ...

My first time here few weeks ago and won't be my last. Even mix of ladies, good drinks, good dances and unlike Tampa, the vip is priced reasonable. My friends and I had a great time and will return when our VERY hectic schedules permits. ...

I'm a long-time clubber and it takes a little to impress me. Went to BA because have read so much about full bar/full nude. I dont go to nude clubs because of the stupid no alcohol rule so was off on a Wednesday and decided to scope out...

Visited this club last Wednesday evening on my annual Tampa excursion.

Arrived about 8 in the evening. No website, therefore no coupons...Cover was $9, and a mandatory soda was $4. Probably about 12-15 girls working with 30 patrons (many of whom were more interested in watching basketball on the...

I go to Bare Assets at least once a month. I went last Monday (2/13/06) and as always there was a large array of beautiful women. I sometime indulge in the VIP dances, but I always make sure the girl knows what I really like first. This...

Place has gotten a lot busier lately, parking can be a bit of a pain. The lighting is still too low, but the talent is still quote good. Frequent specials, 2-for-1s, free shirt/dvd giveaways, etc. Not nearly as much hustle as Mons or 2001, the dancers are...

A tale of two cities - let me explain - I came into the club about 4 PM on a Friday afternoon, just to check out the place first. Had a drink, and the ladies there were 7-9's. Very aggresive, yet friendly. I know I would have...

I visit the Tampa area at least once a year. After my visit last year I stopped at BA and swore I'd visit at least once a trip. This year it was on my way home. I lowered the rating because there were many fewer dancers this...

Reporting on two visists in the last month. Miserable Sunday visit. DJ was a complete jerk fighting with the dancers. Made it bad for customers when a dancer asked him to turn down the volme he cranks it up to ear splitting levels. Left with money...

Dropped by last week and saw all three of my favorite dancers on the same night. Alanah, Aleya and Razelle. See them all and see them in that order and then you will be able to say your life is complete....

Recent quck Monday afternoon visit had notable dancers in Mia a very fiendly talkative entertainer, Faith a very pretty dancer I would normally expect to see on a night shift and Vienna an outgoing agressive dancer. All three are good for the club.

This place is excelent with reasonable prices,...

Spent my first time here on early saturday evening, and it was pretty much what has been said by previous reviewers. It is an odd L shaped layout with lighting that could use a lot of improvement. It took me 5 minutes for my eyes to adjust. Once they did,...

Got to agree with prior posters that the lighting here in this club is annoying. Having said that, the girls are anything but. Lots of attractive ladies were at the ready on my recent weeknight visit. It sure is an added bonus to have the full liquor bar. I had...

visited club 11/2 around 4pm. club was very busy. lots of golfers and older gents. girls were 6-8. was very happy to see my fav from last visit paige was working. she was sitting with a threesome of golfers. when she got up on stage i moved to rail...

Went here on a Friday night thinking it would be a bit sleazy and weak on the talent. I was totally wrong! There seemed to be an endless parade of really nice looking girls who cycled throught the main stage fairly quickly (2 songs max), They were then floating around...

Stopped in the club on a Wednesday during the dayshift. Big club about 15 girls working, full nude and full alcohol. Several girls were sitting around the bar talking to regulars I would guess. A nice looking blonde named Julia came up to talk. We soon went to the back...

Went on this past Thursday night. Crowd was kinda small. Staff was very nice. There were about 12 girls most of whom were 7's and above. Lap dances were $20 for topless and full contact. I had a dance with a tall, blonde from Canada--can't remember her name...

I have to agree with hedbanger. this is an excellent club. We had 4 people on a friday night and had no problem getting drinks or dances. The $160 for a half hour in the VIP room is a bargain compared to the shit holes in Tampa that don't even...

I had to reply to the last review. I suspect that the "other club" they were visiting from was Extasy, the "competition" and only other strip club in Holiday. A nice place, by the way. The lighting at Bare Assets is odd, I'll grant that. When...

The only thing this place has going for it is full liquor and nude. Went in the other day, before 7pm , a time when most clubs in the area do not charge a cover, and they charged $9 per person (Me and aa Dancer from another club went...

The club is a little too dark and the music a bit too loud, and the dancer quality ranges from 4-8. The prices are decent, and 2-for-1 specials are announced fairly often. While 90% of them will give a standard Tampa lapdance, there are a few girls here...

Bare Assets has two stages and full bar. The girls range from 6+ to near 10's. I went on a Friday night and it was almost SRO. Very busy with lots of customers and about 20 dancers. Music you can feel in your fillings. I had to work to...

arrived at 1:45 pm on a thursday. club was busy for the daytime shift and there were plenty of mostly attractive daners. the club stands out becuase it is full nudity and full alcohol. mia and paige were my top 2 dancers picks. management of the club is very good...