Reviews

Returned from Florida again recently and went here again. great overall club. I went in the afternoon on a Wednesday and there musthave been about 10 girls, most in…

Was here for part of the day shift in mid-February. It's certainly a good time. I spent some time with a dancer who certainly wasn't the hottest in the club, but was very friendly (both…

Since my last review, the club has hired a ton of new dancers for day shifts. While most of the old favorites are still around, some of the new women are fine, eager to…

Spent two very enjoyable afternoons there in mid-January. Everything said about the afternoon shift below is true. What could be better than sitting with a drink and a smoke watching beautiful naked (OK,…

I agree with previous reviewers about quality of day shift dancers. Stopped in Saturday, since I was in the area (rarely am). I was amazed at how a club could not charge a cover AND…

Definitely my favorite club in the Tampa area. Full nude, alcohol. Decent contact lap dances. I prefer the day shift, and often head there after work just to unwind. The bar…

Previous reviews have pretty much been right-on. I stopped by here day shift and there about 10 girls that day. Most of them were about 7-8's, and very…

Completely agree with the previous posts about the difference between dayshift and nightshift dancers. I was here a few days ago and stayed from 5:30pm to about 8pm, experienced both varieties. Dayshift girls were definitely…

Just as in my previous visit here (reviewed June 5), I experienced mixed success over two days, which proves the wisdom of the advice "YMMV" if nothing else. First day, afternoon visit produced a sensuous but…

visited 13/3 around 2pm. club was empty. High girl to guy ratio. sat down at bar and much to my surprise, my favorite club dancer, Paige, was sitting right next to me.…

I seem to only get here in the afternoons. The dancers rate very high for day time staff. Very friendly, very attractive ... and stark naked. Tough to beat! There is no cover charge during the…

Guys -- I stopped in at Bare Assets last week, during a business trip to the Tampa Bay area. It was during the day, so there was no cover charge. They were running a…

As promised, I came back last Wednesday during dayshift and had a spin with Valerie in the VIP room. $150 for the full session, but $50 went to the DJ and only $100 for the…

Stopped by here on a Sunday afternoon. Things were very slow, with only about six girls working and not many more customers. They serve alcohol here and its about the only place in…

My first visit here on a Wednesday afternoon after a multi-year absence... and WOW, have I been deprived all these years. This club has just about everything you could want: friendly girls, cleanliness, solid…

I have been to Bare Assets the past two Friday nights and it was fantastic. The girls are mostly 8-9's with a couple 10's. The best part is they are very friendly without being pushy.…

I stopped in on a slow Wednesday night around 10:30 PM. The place was pretty empty, but there were enough girls around to entertain the crowd. They don't have any specials on Wednesdays, but they…

Two stops on a recent Tampa visit allow me to expand on my previous review of February 17. A Saturday afternoon stop just after the monsoon moved through was highlighted by a topless dance from Stevie,…

There have been a number of changes since I last reviewed this club, which is still my favorite. They remodeled the area in the back, where the second stage is. The second stage…

Dropped by for an early evening visit recently. Had never visited while it was still daylight outside. I'd heard the afternoon's could be a fun time. Perhaps I should have gone earlier because they seemed…

Made my first visit to this club after reading mostly positive reviews. My visit was only so-so. First the positives: Beautiful girls, fun atmosphere, comfortable seating. Now the negatives: $40 a pop for a nude…

My afternoon visit avoided the cover charge and the crowding that drew complaints from the reviewers below. About half a dozen dancers with a dozen customers, but half of the guys were transfixed by the…

Positives: (1) Beautiful girls (2) Nice place (3) Big selection Negatives (1) Steep cover (2) Nude dances $40 (3) Very crowded (4) Locals rule the roost (5) The bouncers try to intimidate the customers, even if…

Tried to control myself, but went back to Bare Assets on Wed 12/19 around 1pm. Had limited time and money so I hoped I could find Juliana and have some more fun. Club was…

Visited club on Tuesday 12/19 from 5pm to 7pm. club was full of customers but seems a little short on dancers. did not recognize any of my favs from past visits. Dancers…