Reviews

Stopped by on the spur of the moment, it's been a while since I've been there. The stage is right as you come in, but most of the seating is down off to the…

In town for business conference, stay at a golf resort south of the club. One of the caddies at the club told us about the place. The selling point was full nude…

I normally wouldn't visit this club - it's a little out of the way - but a dancer I know suggested I visit her there. Place was small but pretty nice. Laid back vibe. There…

The last time I was at Bare Assets it seemed like most of the girls were transplants from a Philipino dance bar. Not bad but nothing much interesting. My recent trip was later…

Gave Bare Assets another shot on our annual golf trip to Innisbrook which is just down the road. Last year it seemed to have gotten run down with a new clientele. This year…

I travel to Florida quite often for business and have visited about 6 – 7 different clubs in Tampa and Cocoa Beach area. My biggest complaint about all my prior experiences was the fact that…

I was driving north on 19 and saw Bare Assets... since I still had a little time to kill before heading off to the airport, I dropped in. Of the clubs I visited along…

Ok, so I'm really not a strip club regular, most of the time when I've checked these places out they feel, well, whatever. But, I'm bored about a month ago and I was driving…

I'm going to open with the 'ugly' - first seat I tried was wet and sticky. Not a good first impression. There were a few girls clearly more than OK, quite good looking actually but they…

I want to like this club, I really do. I can see maybe in some slightly different world this could be my favorite club even. Full nude, full liquor, two-way contact allowed (I'm…

Was here on Sunday after 5:30PM and club was pretty dead. I think I saw 2 girls but not sure. Not sure if I came during shift change or the place was…

I clearly don't get to Pasco county nearly enough as I'm always coming from the orlando area. I have, however, been to Bare Assets several times previously and I've had some great times there…