Bare Assets Reviews

I had some time to kill after work, so I decided to pop in to finally check this place out. It was a one day afternoon, so I wasn’t expecting very much. It’s a pretty typical place. You walk in and there is a stage on the right that wasn’t...

Went to the club on a Sunday to watch some football and see hot chicks. The bartender was an 11. Looked like some work on the titties, but very well done, and honestly she was pretty, talked nicely and just smoking hot. Drinks were cheap, beer like 4 bucks I...

I have been going to the club a couple times a year for about 4 years. I visit when I am in Tampa for business. Most visits have been on Thursday or Friday nights. The physical setup has not change during that time. It has...

Went to bare assets off a recommendation from a buddy.

Got there around 8 pm. Not the most busy and looks like it was around shift change as several new dancers came in within the hour.

I understand Tuesdays can always be hit or miss and that generally...

Bare Assets is the first club you get to as you leave Pinellas County and enter Pasco County. It is located on the north bound side of 19 just beyond a boat dealer. Parking lot is small but easily accessible. You enter through the front door. Bathrooms are...

I've been to BA maybe 5 or 6 times over the last 2 years. What can I really say that hasn't already been said? Let's try...

The club is more of a bar/hang than a strip club with a small stage that didn't see much dancing. This was around 3pm so...

Visited on a Friday Evening after reading good things about this club on the internet. Arrived just before cover started at 7 pm. Place is pretty small overall and smells of smoke. After entering immediately is a small single stage. I had to buy a drink so bought a water...

I've reviewed Bare Assets before and it's been one of my favorite go-to clubs for several years. My last two visits have me very concerned that things have slid downhill considerably. I visited on a Tuesday a few months ago and it was a very, very uneventful evening which I...

This review is from a little while ago, I had decided on driving up to the Pasco clubs after not finding what I was looking for at my home town clubs in Fort Myers, I am a bit disappointed I didn’t make the call to head up earlier as by...

I have been here multiple times before but had not visited since last summer. I decided to check it out again to see what is new and exciting. Keep that in mind as this is truly one visit and not a long one at that.

Logistics: Up Rt...

Stopped by here recently Saturday night from 12:30am to 1:30am. The club closes at 2am. The parking lot is fine, no issues there and cover charge was $10.
After you pay the pretty girl go to the...

This is a summary of visits on Thursday and Saturday night back in November, along with knowledge I have gained over the past 3 years.

The BA is right on HWY-19. I have only Ubered, but there seems to be decent parking available.

The cover I believe is $10,...

Arrived around 4-5 pm. No cover, no parking fee.

Layout hasn't changed much over the years. I'd say the interior is above average for the area. It's full nude and full liquor here.

Grabbed a Corona for approximately $6 with tip, and settled in at the bar to watch a little NFL....

Arrived around 3:30pm on a Tuesday. No cover before night shift (which I think starts around 7pm?) you just walk right in, which I did and headed straight to the bar. There were only about 3 other customers and twice as many girls--most sitting around talking and nobody on stage...

I haven't been to Bare Assets in a few months so I decided to stop through after a couple of nightmare visits to some other area clubs (reviews to come on those). Thursdays at this club are great because they play throwback music so if you're over 35, it's a...

Decided to check this place out. It is one of the Clubs that I don't remember ever visiting. It was just before midnight, so I thought I would catch it as its peak, even if it was a Tuesday night. I had read good repots about the...

Location:
Right on RT19 in Pasco. A short (although not trivial) drive west of city proper.

Parking / Valet:
No valet. Small lot on side of building. Basically empty for day shift.

The Club:
Made 2 attempts on a Saturday afternoon. First pass at 12.30 doors locked. Second pass at 2.30...

The place has been described before and so have the drinks prices aren’t bad a little less than 5 a beer not sure about liqueur but they do run specials on weeknights.
I popped in around shift change which was disappointing because it meant I’d have to wait a few...

This place is definitely going up on my list. I used to spend a lot of time at DD and Oz which are still good but I feel this place gives a different vibe. It’s a little further up US 19 but in my opinion, it’s worth the drive to...

Been here a few times over the years. It's better than most of the clubs in the area but that's no guarantee. Afternoons they will usually have 3-6 girls working when other clubs may have nobody at all

The building needs to be accessed...

Stopped in on the Way North with a buddy of mine. Parking was free, and there was an $8 cover. Walk in, and the bathrooms in VIP rooms are straight ahead and to the left. Stage is off to your right and then the room makes an L shape to...

Holiday, FL. If we took a holiday, took some time to celebrate. Just one day out of life. It would be, it would be so fine. Wednesday night kicking off a Pasco strip club journey. Club is on route 19 which most of everything in Pasco seems to revolve around....

So this review is the summation of a little bit of bouncing back and forth from Bare Assets and Red Room. When you walk in there are bathrooms to your left and the stage is to your right. If you head towards the stage the bar comes into view on...

This is actually a combination of three visits, two in the late afternoon (2pm-4pm), and one in the early evening (~7:00pm). The early evening visit was easily the worst. I don't know at what time they start charging cover (no cover in the afternoon), but I must've just missed it...

Located just across the line into Pasco country on Rt 19 north where nude bars can serve alcohol unlike Hillsborough just south. Parking around the 3 sides of the building is minimal, just enough space to likely fill the small bar. I went late one night and could...