Hottie Central

I was driving north on 19 and saw Bare Assets... since I still had a little time to kill before heading off to the airport, I dropped in. Of the clubs I visited along US19, this one easily had the hottest dancers. I wasn't able to get any dances, but would have gladly gotten a dance from about half of the staff.

The club is nice, lots of TVs, the furniture doesn't look used up and the atmosphere is pretty nice... except for the music volume, which was deafening.

I tried to catch the eye of a few of the girls, but just after I got there they did a 2 for 1 and I hadn't had time to scope out possibilities. Almost all of the girls disappeared into the back to dance, so there wasn't much left. After a few minutes one girl came over to chat for a moment before she went on stage. She was a bit like J-Lo, but with a little more junk in the trunk... could have used a little more of that up front. She gave a pretty nice "thank you" for the tip on stage, but then it was time for me to go.