Reviews

Haven't visited here for some time. Nice surprise - they redecorated. Posh granite bar tops, new "you sit and the dancer's snatch is right in your face" bar and - most importantly, much better lighting.…

I went to bare assets on a Saturday afternoon in late March. No cover charge. The club is well layed out, but a little short on stage seats,clean and very high end for the…

I hit BA on a Friday evening, after being disappointed at Brass Flamingo. What others have said is true----the girls aren't as friendly here as they could be. That being said, the girls at BA…

Based on other reviews, I decided to give BA another shot. I visited on a Friday night around 8:30pm, before it got crowded. When I arrived, there were only about 10 customers so…

Bare Assets is well worth your time and money! If you’re visiting the New Port Ritchie area this is the place to hit up. Finding the club is a breeze. Parking is easy and well…

Second time to BA a few months ago. Much worse than my previous visit. The club had barely a dozen girls (last time there were 20+), all average at best. The place is…

Got to the club around five and found a spot at the bar. I was attended to by a nice young lady whose name I was unable to hear due to an overzealous speaker system.…

Dropped by here on a Saturday night. Club has a strange layout that seems to make it feel larger than it is, but its not very big. There was enough people here to…

A good club overall - very relaxed atmosphere, full bar, and a decent number of good looking dancers. Most of the girls were in the 7-8 range with a few outlier 6's and 9's. The…

I came in a few times before during day shift and did not think much of this club. Were at a few other clubs and most of the hot dancers told me that they were…

I came in a few times before during day shift and did not think much of this club. Were at a few other clubs and most of the hot dancers told me that they were…

Visited last month on a Sat afternoon at around 2pm and it wasn't that crowed. There was no cover charge and they serve liquor, with full nude which is a strange combination in a…

Went north to Pasco to see what all the fuss was about. Tried 2 other clubs and was unimpressed until Bare Assets. The place was packed and alcohol was flowing. There were a…

Haven't been to this club in some time, but it still absolutely GREAT! As always, there are quiet a few lovely women who work this club and they are absolutely friendly. No one…

I was recently retired from the army for wounds received in combat. This place lifted my spirits. The bouncers were awesome, not pushy at all. The girls are 100% the best ive…

I am posting this as a follow up to my last review. I stand corrected. Evidently, I hit this club on some off nights. Friday night's visit was quite impressive. There were a LOT of…

I'd always been impressed with Bare Assets in the past. I started visiting this club in August of 2009, admittedly not very often. It's a long drive for me in bad traffic, and Brass Flamingo…

I visited on Sunday, March 14. About a dozen dancers were working, mostly 7-8's. I saw Sarah, who used to be Megan at Ybor Strip. She gives off a MILF vibe. I decided to…

Wow. I had heard about this place but was very disappointed. Talent was probably 2 7's and a couple of 6s. Very pricey to go back for laps or VIP. The people were friendly but…

I usually visit Bare Assets @ night, but last Saturday I decided to try their dayshift. There is no cover on dayshift, which is nice. I found a seat, which was easy. Place was not…

Still among my favorite places. They have impoved the lighting somewhat (or maybe my eyes have gotten better) but it is still quite dark. A cultural shock when entering from the Florida sunshine. Beer price…

Used to stop in quite often, mostly in the afternoon and got to know several of the gals. Open area was good for topless grinding, especially since often alone. Back areas had good…

When I'm in the mood to drink and smoke AND see full nudity I drive over to Holiday to visit Bare Assets. Of all the clubs I've been to this one has a little bit…

I am an occasional visitor to Florida and BA has been a stop on each visit. The first few times I had been there, the experience was immensely pleasureable. But last years visit…

I visited this establishment Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights with a big group of guys. The ratio of dancers to customers on Friday and Saturday night was low, but Sunday had a much better…