Bare Assets
1406 US-19
Holiday, FL 34691
Reviews
Submit a ReviewAsian rub down ftw!
I was in the Tampa area with a free afternoon and decided to check out Bare Assets. It's pretty easy to find right on US 19.
Club
Parking was free and there was plenty available since I…
6 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Actionbx)
codemonkey
Oct 17, 2019, 5:02 AM
Poorly Managed Club
I hate it when management does not manage. This is basically my response to a failure to manage the club. If you are going to advertise yourself as a strip club,, then you…
Chieftain
Oct 15, 2019, 11:52 PM
My go to club in the area
I was back in the area and had some time to kill and stopped in around 4pm. There was a moderate crowd for that time of day with both bar seats and tables available. As…
Kankudai
Oct 15, 2019, 7:24 PM
Variety, Fun, Hot
Had heard from several longterm residents, this was ther club to visit for good drinks, lovely ladies that are own to just about anything. Finally had a free evening and did to check them out.…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(carolinaclubman)
DreamWeaver64
Sep 4, 2019, 8:17 PM
Nice club but the bathroom troll can go screw
Very nice club everything from tables to chairs looked brand new. This was my first trip there but it is a very nice club whose owners have put some money into it. Big club kind…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(623)
ime
Aug 16, 2019, 2:34 PM
Good times
This review happened about a month ago. Was doing business in Pasco and after no luck at Allure I head down the street to Bare Assets. Set up feels like it was previously…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Tampa69)
Tampa69
Aug 11, 2019, 1:19 PM
Sunday no Funday
This is going to be a summary of a few places I went all on the same day; all ended in the same result:
This was one of my first stops on this past Sunday…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(623)
Goldenparachutes
Jul 11, 2019, 5:11 PM
Bare Bones, Bare Assets
TL:DR On an off-day (Sunday) the club was empty. 2 out of 5 girls were lookers. Fun to be had in mileage for a price ($$-$$$). Price may not be worth the effort and time…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(codemonkey)
wander_x
Jul 8, 2019, 2:13 PM
Wont be my last visit
After hearing about this place I decided to give it a try. First thing to know is even though it opens at noon, there is not much action till about 2:00. Rachel, the pretty bartender…
will42
Jun 29, 2019, 3:52 PM
Lots of Fun off the beaten path...
This was my first visit to Bare Assets...it really worked out. Totally nude and they sell liquor. I've been going to Scarlett's in Ybor, where the action is great, but no booze.
The place is a…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(will42)
metalek2000
Jun 20, 2019, 10:36 PM
The reviews are true
Been spending some time in Tampa and finally said to hell with it I’ll drive the 45-50 minutes to this club. It was a coin toss between this and Flamingo I think it’s called?…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(will42)
pistola
May 9, 2019, 9:07 PM
Surprisingly classy
I got hired as a dancer here on Thursday night, had a great experience and went back Friday night, to find it was still the same fun vibe. I didn't make a lot of money,…
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(will42)
Veronica86FL
Mar 30, 2019, 4:25 AM
Serves its purpose
I started coming here frequently about 4 weeks ago. So I’ll try to give my best info on the place. The place itself is decent; not huge but also not a hole in the wall.…
Goldenparachutes
Mar 24, 2019, 10:36 AM
It only takes one
The final strip club stop on my Florida trip was Bare Assets in Holiday on Thursday Feb 21, 2019 from about 4:30 to 5:45 pm. On US19 just north of the Pasco County line…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(MrEddyG)
hepguy
Mar 6, 2019, 4:25 PM
This place used to be like crack to me
I used to go to Bare Assets quite a bit off & on from about 2009-2014. At first I went only occasionally. I had just moved to Tampa & started spending way too…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(sugarray)
Trixie555
Feb 5, 2019, 5:10 AM
Day Shift Hotties
In town for golf and heard many good things about this club so stopped in to check it out. No girl at front desk for day shift so made my way inside. As you walk…
Bigmac65
Jan 22, 2019, 6:58 PM
Still Friendliest Club Around
I am writing this as supplement to my 12/23 review, which may have been overly critical. This time I visited in early evening, about 6:30. The super friendly manager was not there.…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(doctorevil)
doctorevil
Dec 30, 2018, 1:53 PM
Sealed A Deal This Time
I’m writing this short review as a supplement to my 12/23 review, which may have been overly gushing in its praise. It’s still a nice club, but during my second visit a week…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(dancewdcpa)
doctorevil
Dec 30, 2018, 1:28 PM
Close To A Deal, But No Cigar
Bare Assets is clearly the king of the Port Richey area strip club hill. It’s in a nice building fronting on Highway 19. A stretch limo was parked out front when my Uber…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Longball300)
doctorevil
Dec 23, 2018, 8:06 AM
They do actually have a lunch buffet, surprise!
I went in for a beer while I was in the area, simple as that. The place was shockingly busy for a strip club at about 1pm. Probably like 20 customers. Most of them sat…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Cougar_Pines74)
Daddabadda
Nov 8, 2018, 2:33 PM
Fun club
Worked here twice while in the area, once on a weekend nightshift and once on a weekday dayshift. Entering the building you walk past the door area and turn to the right to enter the…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Warrior15)
LinzeeDet
Nov 6, 2018, 3:48 PM
Slowly becoming a favorite
This place is a fun little spot. The girls are very nice and some are quite pushy. The girls usually have a 15min time where they stay with a customer for 15 mins…
KLeishear
Oct 12, 2018, 4:54 PM
Slowly becoming a favorite
This place is a fun little spot. The girls are very nice and some are quite pushy. The girls usually have a 15min time where they stay with a customer for 15 mins…
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Jascoi)
KLeishear
Oct 12, 2018, 1:51 PM
Hot drama and dancers
First walk in and there is a dancer screaming at the owner about some issue. So they went at it for a few minutes before the dancer left. Everything chilled out and I sat down…
crizpy85098
Sep 25, 2018, 7:26 PM
ROB review Ashton
I went there on Friday night and it wasn't real crowded. Couldn't make up my mind on who I wanted to go to VIP with, because I didnt see anyone I knew. So Ashton sits…
sparky6042
Jul 21, 2018, 10:29 PM


