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1406 US-19 Holiday, FL 34691

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Goldenparachutes
Mar 24, 2019, 10:36 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I started coming here frequently about 4 weeks ago. So I’ll try to give my best info on the place. The place itself is decent; not huge but also not a hole in the wall. Greeted by a bouncer and hostess every time I come. I’ve mostly been here nights between 8pm-12am. On Monday night the place is dead; probably 5 girls working and atleast 2 of those 5 shouldn’t be dancing at all. I didn’t stay late on the Monday I came but I was approached by an annoying short haired blonde that I’ve seen there on other occasions. She’s not terrible looking; not my type but besides that she’s annoying as hell. She kept asking me for a drink and then started complaining when I didn’t buy it. I told her to go find someone else. To surmise a Monday night; don’t come here.

Tuesday & Wednesday are better than Monday. More women and more customers as well. You’ll see most of the same girls here different days of the week with a few additions here and there. In my experience it’s mostly white girls, then a trope of Cubans and usually a few black girls. As per usual with clubs in the area; if you’re looking for the best bang for your buck go with one of the Cubans to the 15 min room. Make sure you let them know what you want though because some will try and kill time and waste your money.

I’ve gone back with a few different Cubans here and left fully satisfied every time. Two of the Cubans I went with had huge fake tits and fake asses. One was a bit older but they both performed well. The younger fake titty Cuban is kind of a time waster so you have to try and keep her focused. The girls here aren’t as hot as the ones I usually see in Tampa. That being said I’m into Spanish girls and there aren’t as many here as there are in Tampa clubs.

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