Bare Assets
1406 US-19 Holiday, FL 34691

This place used to be like crack to me

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Trixie555
Feb 5, 2019, 5:10 AM
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I used to go to Bare Assets quite a bit off & on from about 2009-2014. At first I went only occasionally. I had just moved to Tampa & started spending way too much time there. It was a very friendly atmosphere & were a lot of regulars. I had never really been a regular at a strip club before. During the day it was more laid back, average age of girls and customers was a little older but, variety of ages, sizes, races, etc. Most girls were 7-9s, a few 4-6s and sometimes 10s And 3s, consistently the best day shift I’ve seen outside of Vegas but more fun there because girls were genuinely friendly, fun & not too pushy. Good drink prices, strong drinks, clean & nicer than most clubs around Tampa, definitely nicest around Pasco but, that’s not saying much. At night the average age of dancers and customers was younger, usually more girls working, sometimes more pushy or, didn’t spend as much time w you unless you spending $$$, but on average looked bit better, almost always a few 9-10s & rarely anything less than a 7-8. It got pretty wild and packed at night, weekends especially. Seemed to be the go to spot for bachelor parties. I had a wide variety of experiences there, as did some of my buddies. I was always freaked out about getting action in a strip club but, started to warm up to the idea. Especially after a coworker spent a long time (& Lot of $) in champagne room w this chic w a banging body - 10 for sure (from the chin down). He could’ve been lying about so many things but, his story that unfolded over next few weeks was pretty gross. So much for warming up to the idea! Girls that seemed goody 2 shoes have tried to pull my pants off, grab my junk & chics that seemed skanky have smacked my hand & 1 even started crying after my boy asked her how much for a handy lol. Can’t judge a book... haven’t been to bare assets in years, but thinking about it so I came here to read some newer reviews & stroll down memory lane I guess.

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This place used to be like crack to me