Just enough action!
This was my second venture to Bare Assets. Last time was a Saturday afternoon and this time Wednesday. The vibe was a little better during the week. About 10 to 20 customers, which in this place is not a lot. The club is nice without being over the top. Some of the "Gentlemen's Club" in Tampa spend a fortune on the place, but you leave with blue... This place is nice & clean, with just the right amount of nasty. I grabbed a seat at the bar; the bartender was smoking hot and quick to serve.
The only thing that is strange is the layout. The girls dance on a stage that is pushed into a corner rather than being in the center. There are seats around the circular stage, but it seems that you sit at a table or the bar, then move to the stage, then move back. Of the 15 or so customers, only one was sitting at the stage. Some girls run the "dollar" parade while you sit at the bar or at a table, with hopes that you will visit at the stage when they are doing their set.
After my first drink a really cute black chick got up to dance; she'll have to remain nameless to protect the innocent... She had just the right amount of curves, but was generally slender; not one of those girls who are so obsessed with a round booty that they actually enhance. She was pretty close to perfect and all natural.
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