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7 years ago
Trending slightly lower, with enough bright spots remaining
I've been coming to HBs for day shift every few months for maybe the past three years. In that time, it feels like dancer quality on average has dropped marginally, with cover recently increasing...
kenrodchitown
ORD MDW STL MKE CWA
review
7 years ago
Things Went From Bad to Worse
I've been here a bunch the last seven years or so. I am a happy go lucky person that tries to have fun no matter the situation. This place seemed to be...
JasonVoorhees
Georgia
review
7 years ago
Decent Time, but nothing special
Came up here after work to see what the place was like, but i wasn't too impressed. The club layout was actually pretty reasonable, seemed cleaner than some of the other clubs i've...
czmilt7724
review
7 years ago
There's been a change
I've been going here for years but not too much this past years. Finances have been tight. Stopped in last Friday and they have changed the cover charge from $10 to $20...
VX1100
review
7 years ago
Club name is a tip-off
Late afternoon/early Friday evening the place was very busy and lots of girls and occassionally were running three stages and also entertaining birthday boys. Dancer turnover is pretty high here - I think...
YahooSerious
Illinois
review
7 years ago
Lackluster
Heavenly bodies has been around forever and it is located near ohare airport. This club used to be a fun place but appears to be in a downturn,however, my visit was during the day...
DickJohnson
Illinois
review
7 years ago
Busy Tuesday
I'd written how a Tuesday afternoon was pretty dead, but yesterday couldn't have been more the opposite. there was a pretty good crowd and plenty of girls to go around. Some pretty new faces,...
rockstar666
Illinois
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7 years ago
sat night after midnight
Just flew into ohare and checked into a nearby hotel and figured what the heck, got nothing to do till i fly out tomorrow lets checkout the nearest club. Parking lot had a...
almister
ok face great ass
review
7 years ago
Been a few months
First time here since the summer. Overall the dancer quality was better than it has been, but sometimes it's just good to be away from a club while turnover changes the scenery. ...
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brian2240
Illinois
review
7 years ago
Great time
Price changed think its 10 during day and maybe 15-20 for night. Parking seems safe, staff seems very professional. Girls may not all be 10s but i prefer an 8 with grinding than a...
towelking
review
7 years ago
Didn’t get a dance
OK I was at the club last month and had a really good time. The club always has a group of customers and about 6 to 8 girls working. There are two dances either...
jthmq1
Illinois
review
7 years ago
Nice Food Choices
I haven't been at HB for over a year so I decided to check it out a couple of weeks ago. I now remember why I haven't been there recently. The...
garye144
Texas
review
7 years ago
Not so Heavenly
Have heard the commercials for years of this place and never came in. Well we got in and I couldn’t believe who they allow to dance. I mean come on. One girl looked like...
PaxsonFor3
Illinois
review
7 years ago
It was ok
Stopped by recently on a Wednesday night. I haven't been here in quite a while, probably a year or so. Nothing has really changed in terms of physically. The dancers however, didn't impress very...
Jerry87
Illinois
review
7 years ago
Avoid..I'm No Longer A Shill
I've gone here for over 20 years and have spent $10K+ a year here but no more. I was kicked out for a "normal" activity that this no extras club has always allowed. Something...
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rockstar666
Illinois
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7 years ago
A lot for your money!
This place is cheap cheap cheap! You can get $1.50 drinks and there are .50 beers on certain days of the week. There are so many different girls to choose from. A lot of...
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Kellyfox
review
7 years ago
Worth the visit anytime
As other reviewers have mentioned, this is a bikini club, not a topless club. It's also the first club in the Chicago area that I've been to, so I only have clubs in other...
railroadguy
North Carolina
review
7 years ago
Sunday
One of my regulars said I should try Sunday, because unlike Fri and Sat nights, Sunday is more like a weekday afternoon as far as being more laid back in general. So for the...
rockstar666
Illinois
review
7 years ago
Lots of fun can be had if you find the right girl
Lots of different types of girls there so you're sure to find what you like. Had dances with 3 girls. First was pretty good but was super pushy. Second was very nice but dance...
figment621
review
7 years ago
Short stay
I was heading near the area and wanted to check the place out. I had a little trouble finding it, my GPS was leading me elsewhere. I did eventually find it and...
Local Hick
Illinois
review
7 years ago
Good time
Came in on a Monday evening (around 9pm) during Monday night football and the place wasn't too crowded. There were a decent amount of girls in rotation when I first got there (probably...
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gpk2017
Chicago, IL
review
7 years ago
A place to kill some time
Been to chicago few time and this is the first time to a strip club in this city. Didn't realize that this is not a topless club until sit there for a while. ...
xxmen
review
7 years ago
Daytime Improvement
Went in Wed afternoon, and it ended a long string of not so exciting afternoon visits. Days are hit and miss anyway, but besides my 2 regulars there was sufficient eye candy to make...
rockstar666
Illinois
review
7 years ago
From Bad to Worse.....
I've been to this club many times the last seven years or so. It is odd in it's own way. I'm an out of towner. I book a hotel near here...
JasonVoorhees
Georgia
review
7 years ago
AAA Ball
HB is 1/2/ bikini bar, 1/4 sports bar, and 1/4 strip club. It is a very confusing place when you first get there. $10 cover with a token. Heat lamp food...
bobIL