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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

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  • review
    5 years ago
    HB's on a Saturday afternoon
    Booby shots, private dances...all pretty good. I cannot recall the ladies name of who i had a private session with but she was super fine, so friendly, and just a down right sweet sexy girl. They...
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    5 years ago

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    stanlee
  • review
    5 years ago
    Interesting
    Being from Michigan this was a different experience for me. The ladies wouldn't show much on the dance floor but would get pretty bare in the private dance area. I should have...
    clikker
    Michigan
  • review
    5 years ago
    Slow, but in the end worth it
    So I had some time to kill before my flight and figured I’d stop in. I had checked out the reviews first so was keeping an eye out for Bella. When I went in...
  • review
    5 years ago
    Better times in the past
    I have visited Heavenly Bodies (HBs) many times over the past several years while in town on business as it was my go-to place. I come from the northeast US and am used to...
  • review
    5 years ago
    Monday afternoon visit
    Dropped by on a Monday afternoon to see what the talent was like. I was pleasantly surprised to see that it was decently packed with dancers at that particular hour. The music was a...
  • review
    5 years ago
    Brother in law birthday
    We went last weekend for my brother in law's birthday. Paid 40 bucks to get him on state and get the birthday dance with 2 strippers. Overall the experience was ok. Usually a 15...
  • review
    5 years ago
    Wait for Bella, well worth it
    Stopped by on a Friday for lunch, as I do every few months. I am always interested to see if they have new talent, although I have a few favorites from the day...
    Bore606
    Illinois
  • review
    5 years ago
    Bella Baby!!
    Went on a Monday afternoon and the place was pretty dead, maybe 5 or 6 other guys in there and only 3 or 4 dancers. I usually don't get dances when it's like...
    Chastitychi
    Illinois
  • review
    5 years ago
    Stopped by HB
    Stopped by Heavenly Bodies recently to see what was up. This is a bikini bar with a few stages but the girls go topless in the private dances. I paid $10 cover to get...
    PaulDrake
    Off again on again PL
  • review
    5 years ago
    Somehow I always manage to have a great time here
    First off, it is a bikini bar with 3 stages of women dancing in bikinis for singles or more if you have it. Been a couple of years since i've been to this club,...
    epicsmedley
    Extra money spent having random women grind me
  • review
    5 years ago
    Pleasantly surprised
    It’s been a few years, but I found myself at O’Hare with a long layover, so thought I would see what was going on at HB. Glad I did! I think the...
    hooby
    Tennessee
  • review
    6 years ago
    Decent first visit
    I checked out this spot for the first time last month but I'll try to recall for any visitors. First off, cover wasn't bad, I believe it ran me $10. I walked in and...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Bored at the Club....
    I visited this club over the course of a weekend, in November. I have been there numerous times over the years and try to pop in and check things out. I had...
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    6 years ago

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    sjm455
  • review
    6 years ago
    Not what it used to be
    Pizza got a minor upgrade. So there's that, I guess. Sad that the first comment I can think about is the crummy free pizza is a bit less crummy than it used to be. Girls...
    lap_vp
    Illinois
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    6 years ago

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    chessmaster
  • review
    6 years ago
    Latest Stop
    In the area for work figured i'd stop in since its been about 6 months. Was not dissapointed. Used the text deal off their website to enter half price. Not bad. There were 6 girls...
    gsr98989
    Wisconsin
  • review
    6 years ago
    Not happening
    I stopped into HB recently on a Friday night a little after 11pm and I can't say that I was too impressed. I heard from a co-worker that the dancers had now become...
    sjm455
    Illinois
  • review
    6 years ago
    Been years since last I visited
    My girlfriend and I attended a theater performance downtown Chicago, then decided to visit a strip club as we usually do. This time we chose Heavenly Bodies. Upon arriving, the parking lot had a few...
    Mikew0314
    Illinois
  • review
    6 years ago
    Great Afternoon
    Went in the afternoon on a Tuesday and got a dance from a smoking hot girl named McKenzie. Was only 4 or 5 dancers working, and McKenzie was by far the hottest. ...
    Chastitychi
    Illinois
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    6 years ago

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    Chastitychi
  • review
    6 years ago
    Jules rules
    Decided to check this place out again, with the text you get in free before 1 pm. Tipped a black girl named Sage who was dancing on stage when I came in, I...
    richdick78
    Illinois
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    6 years ago

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    K1956
  • review
    6 years ago
    Disappointing visit!
    So, haven't been here in a while. Stopped by in the afternoon, and should have gone else where. Place was empty and freezing. Two of the 5-6 ladies walked up to...
    Hornsnhalo
    Illinois
  • review
    6 years ago
    not a great visit
    I decided to stop in to HB recently after work. My last couple of visits had been disappointing but I decided to try again because I keep thinking that things will improve. ...
    sjm455
    Illinois
  • review
    6 years ago
    Sunday night at HB
    Got in at 7pm and talked to this pretty nice bottle girl name Rachel and even bought some vodka shots from her, it was another bottle girl name Shay she was pretty cool...
    dsr83
    Going all out
  • review
    6 years ago
    An average time to be had by all
    It has been a while since I went to HB fo some Friday night fun. To put this into perspective the last time I was at HB the beer was free, not any...
    TNlooker555
    Illinois
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    6 years ago

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    JuiceBox69
  • review
    6 years ago
    Last Minute Decision
    We debated between PK (which we’ve been to many times), Atlantis (didn’t want to drive 60 miles to that sex house) and Pink Monkey (not a fan of BYOB) so we decided on HB....
    PaxsonFor3
    Illinois
  • review
    6 years ago
    Pre Halloween Fun
    I was hoping to see lots of cute costumes, but only my regular girl really dresses, so that was disappointing. I know Monday nights are usually slow, but this time it was VERY slow....
    rockstar666
    Illinois
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    6 years ago

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    3LeggedMan
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