Reviews

I went in here and hadn't been in a while. This black chick named Essence made me blast something fierce when we went upstairs. I got to check her oil and she put…

Went on a Monday, paid the fee and entered the club. Club has several dance stages and the girls are all in the 6-8 range. Not much happening around 4 PM. They…

Had the opportunity to make another visit on Wednesday. They now have an early bird special in which the cover is now $5 for all you can eat and drink. Had another good time with…

Heavenly Bodies continues to move up on my all-time favorite list. Went there on a Thursady evening and watched the 7:30 shift change parade of beauties. It was outstanding, while it had the…

Haven't been here in a long time 2-3 years. Here's the update. $10 cover but really cheap beers after that. VIP tables around the outside perimeter are $10 per person per hour and offer no…

This is not a rant or a "had a bad night but will come back" type of review. This will be addressed specifically to HB and in general to Chicago clubs. First off,…

Several weeks ago, I had the opportunity to make another visit and one of my favorites over the years, Sylvia, was present and made my visit worthwhile. It is always good to come home again.

This is just a warning. I went to HB today as I have done for many years. I made the 30 or so drive and found the parking lot fairly empty. This…

No surprises here... However HB management is now charging $.50 per beer. Its still a deal, but minor inconvenience to now pay for the beer and the tip at once. Decent quality around. Expect many Eastern…

Was about the 4th person in the place a opeaning time on a Tuesday. Already about 15 girls ready for work. Had a dance with a girl named page, huge breasts that managed…

I really enjoyed myself at this club. The women here are lookers (7-9) and are very friendly. Dances are reasonably priced, and you can't beat the deal for beer (.50 for domestic).…

I came back here after about a year and I found that there have been some good changes, but some of my favorite dancers have left. Still it is a good club.

I've always liked this club alot. Girls r well dressed and they even have their own boutique upstairs for the girls to shop for clothes, thongs, jewelry, shoes etc... i wish they would bring…

This club seems to be a breeding ground for hot women. The dancers are beautiful and great to look at. As far as action, better can be had at other clubs. They…

I like HB alot, I stop in here during the afternoon. Only drawback is the rotation of girls, seems like the day shift changes alot. But the girls are nice, drink special is…

Stopped by there for happy hour with some friends. It's a nice place with more girls than you can shake a.... stick at. And the dances aren't too expensive either. But…

Visited HB while in Chicago and thought it is a good news/bad news type of place. Plenty of very pretty dancers and ratio of dancers to customers low. Many eastern Europeans. Had dances from a…

Headed out of Chicago one Tuesday evening and decided to see if HB's had added Airport Parking as a servcie offering, no they had not. Checked out the day shift and was pleased to…

This is my second time to this club. I have never been real impressed. The dancers are for the most part very attractive. It is only a bikini bar, so the stage…

I have been going to Heavenly Bodies on and off for about three years now. I have to say that the lap dances are awesome, some of the best I have ever had.…

Nice atmosphere. Cover charge is relatively low and the beer is included. The quality of the lap dances depends on the dancer, but many of the girls are very good. Upstairs is

Let me get the negative out of the way first. What is wrong with the waitress that does the middle section, in particular the walls with the single seats? Is she stupid or…

Came back last Tuesday night after a brief hiatus LOL. The quality of women has improved. Got dances from two hotties, one is a petite Greek looking girl with nice curves, the other…

Just got back from HB. The girls are getting better looking, if that's possible and and songs are getting shorter, if that's possible. I've been looking for Cheyenne, but can't seem to find…

Moving up with a rocket. The girls (a few of them are off the scale, Andrea is pole fantastic and has a techniques that will have you screaming for more, a few more Euro…