Heavenly Bodies
Closed
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Reviews
Submit a ReviewThe only thing that changes at...
The only thing that changes at HB is the number of hotties that work there. For the most part, there are plenty of great looking women with 2 first shifters that are 10's.…
elprez
Nov 9, 2004, 4:11 AM
As this is a neighbrhood club...
As this is a neighbrhood club for me, I do stop in from time to time. Yes their service could be better, and yes the bouncer would have been right at home in the SS…
parodyman-->
Oct 28, 2004, 2:50 AM
I rate this club above average...
I rate this club above average just because of the girls, the rest of the club is a dive, the service stinks, and its obvious that the owner gets all of the money. I dont…
Bandido
Oct 26, 2004, 5:20 AM
This club has some BEAUTIFUL women...
This club has some BEAUTIFUL women there. The only shortcomings are they do not chat unless you are paying for a song and there is no nudity. topless only. Saw one girl who tttok a…
uncleroy
Oct 24, 2004, 11:19 AM
They still haven't finished remodeling the...
They still haven't finished remodeling the outside, but who cares. They don't want their property tax to jump, and may have to raise the reasonable cover charge and free drinks once you get inside.…
tuscl
Oct 7, 2004, 10:45 AM
The girls were absolutely beautiful. Many...
The girls were absolutely beautiful. Many with great personalities. Of course there was 1 who was rude when I did not accept her dance proposition.
$10 for all you can drink beer (may have to move…
travelguy1966
Oct 7, 2004, 10:45 AM
Went last Tuesday... I really...
Went last Tuesday... I really don't understand how this place continues to rank high on this page. Most women here dance on the poles like zombies, they never came up to me at…
HornyBoar
Oct 4, 2004, 4:18 PM
Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove Village...
Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove Village is a castle-esque structure (though much hotter than any castle i've ever seen) right on Touhy and Elmhurst. Its only $10 all you can drink and eat with tons…
sexydevy
Oct 3, 2004, 11:55 AM
Friday day shift visit and there...
Friday day shift visit and there had to be almost 20 dancers working and the crowd was small in comparison. You could get your choice easily ad I was pleaseed to see some familiar faces.…
dennyspade
Aug 31, 2004, 8:16 AM
This club will always hover around...
This club will always hover around 6-8 for me, based on the visit. I always visit this club without any expectations, except the beer and to watch the girls. Well, this time I had a…
hroark22002
Aug 30, 2004, 8:14 AM
I'm pretty sure the amount of...
I'm pretty sure the amount of countries participating in the olympics will equall the amount of women from different countries at HB. No matter what ethnic background you are looking for its definetely at…
elprez
Jul 22, 2004, 8:13 AM
This club receives high marks for...
This club receives high marks for the quality of women and cost (entrance fee/drinks). It's $10 to get in and domestic drinks are free. On a Friday night, there were a lot of…
Roman Man
Jul 18, 2004, 9:44 PM
All I can say is, this...
All I can say is, this club still stays on my radar as a GOTO club, when I am looking for some good looking ones, a little touching and a lot of beer, with a…
hroark22002
Jul 18, 2004, 6:41 PM
Had a great time at this...
Had a great time at this club. Score of 7 only because no topless or nudity. Topless is available for a $15 VIP room dance to a very quick song. VIP dances are…
travelguy1966
Jul 8, 2004, 8:22 AM
I don't mind going to this...
I don't mind going to this club every once in a while. Mainly because this club has a lot of girls,
free beer more than makes up for the entry fee and its a lot…
hroark22002
Jun 20, 2004, 9:03 PM
Friday afternoon at HB's was pretty...
Friday afternoon at HB's was pretty tame. One of my ATF's yeah ... (I'm a KENDRA cult-follower) was not working so my $$$ and "magic wand" were set free to choose some new talent to…
dennyspade
Jun 20, 2004, 9:03 PM
If this club had nothing else...
If this club had nothing else other than the 'free' drinks and sandwiches, it would still be a great club. $10 at the door and a few tips and you can have a great…
Smegma Jones
Jun 6, 2004, 11:07 PM
Tiger blew me away so hot...
Tiger blew me away so hot and looks alot like Xtina but taller and better boobs too. Clean club and free beer what more can you ask for?
pikmin620
May 27, 2004, 8:02 AM
Had some time while I was...
Had some time while I was near O'Hare and made my way to HB's to see how the worlds longest remodeling project is going. I love the This Old House look, maybe they could be…
heshootsandscores
May 27, 2004, 8:02 AM
I went last night, gotta say...
I went last night, gotta say this club is so afraid of LE even the upstairs rules have changed. No one was breaking any rules here to begin with. HB's is hurting in…
HornyBoar
May 20, 2004, 8:09 AM
This one is for horneyboar. ...
This one is for horneyboar. Hey buddy it's a strip club!!! What do expect for $10 all u can drink and $10 lap dances. The songs aren't going to be Stairway to…
IPC
May 12, 2004, 7:34 AM
...maybe even a 7.5. I...
...maybe even a 7.5. I havent been to this place in 3 years or so but Ive been back twice in the last few months. This place was packed on a Wed nite...maybe…
BenJetts
May 10, 2004, 2:52 PM
I went on a Sunday night....
I went on a Sunday night. As expected the talent was kinda short staffed and I spent most of that evening working on my buzz. (In case you didn't see in another review,…
HornyBoar
May 7, 2004, 8:09 AM
You really can’t beat this deal....
You really can’t beat this deal. $10 bucks, all you can drink and food included. Yes the food is bar food but it’s not bad bar food. I went again late on a Thursday with…
billyb952000
Apr 22, 2004, 11:45 PM
Okay, there's been plenty of reviews...
Okay, there's been plenty of reviews about this place already, but here's my 2 cents. The place is fairly large and well-appointed. It's not as upscale as Club O, but it makes up for…
johndoe35
Apr 22, 2004, 7:58 AM


