This is not a rant or...

This is not a rant or a "had a bad night but will come back" type of review. This will be addressed specifically to HB and in general to Chicago clubs. First off, padding your talent with foreign nationals is not the same thing as using US born women. Enough has been said about this in plenty of other reviews so I won't focus on it here. Needless to say, I had a very bad experience here about three weeks ago, probably the worst ever in a strip club.

In most clubs I'm aware of, the women must adhere to some basic rules. Whether the clientele is regular or not won't affect enforcement of those rules. Some examples are: VIP sections first, main floor after; or, do not take someone back for a dance before you go onstage. So here's why I'm giving the 1 rating and never plan to come back to HB. Just because Vinny or Joey or Louie and his friends show up, or the DJ is an incompetent, doesn't mean you have to flaunt your ability to not follow rules. Why? Because rules are there to ensure CUSTOMER SERVICE. Apparently this concept has escaped HB's ownership, talent and management. So I'll leave it at that. Goodbye HB. BTW the new liquor policy doesn't help either.