Reviews

Knockouts isn’t the cream of the crop, but it usually serves its purpose when you have realistic expectations. At least that was how it used to be…. Came in late on Monday. Door fee was $5.…

Visited on a monday afternoon. Others have described the club pretty well - its dark, red. Parked in the back, free parking. There was no one at the entrance so i just walked in. Inside…

Place is pretty small.. they keep losing their alcohol license.. probably cause of all the B's they goes on after the drunks come after nightclubs next door close. Only has 1 stage and two lap…

I visited Knockouts on a Saturday afternoon. There was no dedicated parking lot for patrons. Dancers can park at the small parking lot near the back entrance. I did street parking. There was no cover.…

KO is the less glamorous club in Albuquerque. Rougher neighbors than TDs and in the past when I have gone the dancers were not great. Few to get in was $8 and no ID scan.…

I was driving through and wanted to try a club in NM and went here because it was close to my hotel. I arrived after midnight and found street parking fairly easy. There…

Entrance from a busy downtown street with other restaurants and bars in proximity. The actual entrance is recessed on the sidewalk a little bit which allows some homeless to be hanging out on the…

Having just moved to town, I was itching for visit to a club and this just happened to be the closest one to me. I visited on a Wednesday night around 9:00 PM, not really knowing…

Visiting the area for a few days and thought I would stop by after dinner, around 8. The club looked okay from the outside, a little darker than I would have liked but not too…

Visited during Balloon Fiesta week. I wasn’t sure how much up selling the better clubs would be doing with tourists, so I chose Knockouts knowing what to expect. Walked in and bouncer checked ID (no…

Passing through the area for work, I had a hotel room near the airport, making Knockouts the closest strip club to me on this evening. I should've spent the extra seven minutes to go somewhere…

No cover and 10$ lapdances, need I say more? Went on a Monday early evening to burn some time. I tried entering through the back since it was still light out. They have a buzzer…

I was in town on business last month. I visited a couple of times throughout the week. My best visit was on Wednesday afternoon. There were only a couple of dancers on shift. Options are…

I was in town on business last month. I visited a couple of times throughout the week. My best visit was on Wednesday afternoon. There were only a couple of dancers on shift. Options are…

This place is a rare downtown strip club. Right by all the bars and what not on Central Avenue. Where all of Albuquerque comes to party on the weekend. Some might hate that, which…

I had visited Knockouts last year, and was back in Albuquerque for a week. I went three days since there is no cover (Sun-Wed) and the beer is cheap ($5.00) and they have a great…

I enjoyed multiple visits while in town on business. The best being on Tuesday afternoon, however, I visited throughout the week later in the evening. The club has a laid back vibe. It indicates two…

Headed over to ABQ for the Labor Day holiday weekend. Never been there and I used to live pretty close by but never had any reason to go. Anyways I stayed right by…

I was in Albuquerque for the first time and checked out this club after reading some reviews. There was no cover on this Wednesday night around 8:00pm. After watching a few girls dance on stage,…

This is the only strip club located in downtown. They supposedly have a rear entrance but I have never used it personally. I dreamed that I came here with a few friends after a…

I had not been to Knockouts for a long time as my last few visits were disappointing. So, I decided to stop in and see if things changed. Perhaps I should have chosen a…

I was traveling through Albuquerque for business and spent the night. I've been to the TD's clubs before, but never Knockouts, so I thought I'd give it a try. Arrived around 6:00 and…

I was visiting from out of town and decided to check this place out because it was walking distance from my hotel. Area was fine, on a main st. Couple guys on the corner asked…

I went to Knockouts I had a pretty good time sat in a chair in the back drinking my drink and the girls came over and asked me if I'd like to dance I had…

Went by as I usually stay within walking distance of Knockouts. L*** stopped by and proceeded to tell me how another girl pissed her off. The conversation soon ventured into politics and trying to…