Dead on a Saturday afternoon

CaBaRet II

Portland, OR

I visited Cabaret II on a Wednesday night. Parking was easy. There was a $5 cover charge, and usual pat down. I grabbed a water for $6. Almost all dancers were latinas. Some of them spoke…

Bottoms Up Tavern

Portland, OR

Bottoms up tavern was disappointing. They did not have a parking lot. Customers need to park on the road where the speed limit is 45mph. It seemed risky. I entered, and paid probably $5 for water.…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, OR

I had a terrible experience at Gold club several weeks ago. I arrived around 5-6pm on a weekday. There was no cover, no patdown. No one was checking ids. Water/soda was probably $5. There were…

Knockouts isn’t the cream of the crop, but it usually serves its purpose when you have realistic expectations. At least that was how it used to be…. Came in late on Monday. Door fee was $5.…

Visited on a monday afternoon. Others have described the club pretty well - its dark, red. Parked in the back, free parking. There was no one at the entrance so i just walked in. Inside…

Place is pretty small.. they keep losing their alcohol license.. probably cause of all the B's they goes on after the drunks come after nightclubs next door close. Only has 1 stage and two lap…

KO is the less glamorous club in Albuquerque. Rougher neighbors than TDs and in the past when I have gone the dancers were not great. Few to get in was $8 and no ID scan.…