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111 Patterson Rd Joliet, IL 60436

Yes, 8! If this club...

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geo4245
Feb 29, 2004, 8:57 AM
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Yes, 8! If this club was in Chicago it would be a 4 or 5. In Tampa it would be a 2. This is Joliet so it is definitely an 8. Went there on a Saturday night, just before midnight. Not very crowded and only 5 or so girls working. Asked one of them and she said that it wasn't crowded the night before either. Implied that the weekends are typically crowded. The dancers weren't much to look at. A couple of fat chicks with cute faces, one with a very large rack. A black chick, on the older side, came right out and told me she had a kid. (Note to strippers: I don't care if you have kids, just don't let me know it, makes me think of you as a "mom" instead of a sexual being.)

$5 cover and $5 beers. Bouncers were very friendly as were the bartenders (+1 in the rankings for that.) Dancers were very friendly too. The setup is a regular bar with about 6 or so TV's around the bar, about three pool tables and various video games (poker or something, not sure). Girls come around and chat you up and ask you for a dance (ask not pressure). Dances are $20 per uncut song in a side room, where the bouncer walks back and forth and watches what goes on. The girls wear bikinis or lingerie and do not take it off, even in the dance stalls. Got a dance from one hot babe. She was wearing bra and panties with pantyhose. She lets you touch her thighs and ass and back. My dancer did grind me: a true lap dance. I said private dances, well they are off to the side, but people shooting pool can see you and the ever roaming bouncer can too. My dancer was very friendly and gave a good grind, but nothing illegal.

Wonder what this club is like during the week???? Lower cover? Fewer dancers??? only 5 on a Saturday night. But an 8 ranking is deserved, because it is Joliet. If you live in Chicago or the south burbs, don't bother with this club, unless you find yourself already in town. If you live in Joliet, then this is a very viable alternative to Club O/Skybox/Industrial Strip/Admiral since it is so close. Bottom line: you are in Joliet then go; outside Joliet area, then there are better alternatives.

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