Reviews

My usual Houston area haunt is the Church on Rankin Rd, but every once in a while I get the urge to explore in search of something new & less usual. On this Friday…

Splendor has a large disorganized parking lot. There was a guard walking the premise and it was the afternoon so I felt safe about my vehicle. Walked into the foyer and paid the $13 cover.…

I barely am on this side of Houston but when I am I like to stop by Splendor. Parking is always free and safe. Walk in and go through a metal detector. Was 10 dollars…

LOCATION: Splendors is located nearby the Kingwood mall, which is located between Cypress and Kingwood as well. It is at a road where the road has a 3-4 street corners together. The lot isn't really…

Was in town and decided to give Splendor a try. Location is north of downtown and seemed liked a safe area. Large parking lot, seemed safe. $14 cover charges. Odd number but…

In Houston for work over a few day period. Did my standard hotel check in, work till 9, shower clean up and see what's available. I decided on splendor based on prior reviews. Splendor is…

It was a Tuesday evening, and after working all day, I was feeling antsy. Normally, I’d head to the Galleria clubs since they’re the closest, but this time, I decided to take a gamble and…

Having been bored by St. James on a Friday afternoon, I took the 20 minute drive westward to Splendor. This was my first ever visit to Splendor and, based on earlier reviews, I wasn't…

I’m ironically the last reviewer from about two months ago. I decided to go back to see if things are different. This time around ten on a weekend night. My last trip my experience was…

I had an urge to visit a strip club late Saturday night. I chose Splendor. I had for me what was a very unique experience. As soon as I entered the club and paid the…

In this final stretch of the 2024 spooky month, I found myself with a rare weekend to myself and I decided to take full advantage with a multi-club scouting mission to visit some clubs on…

Houston, TX. Sunday night. I went over to Cover Girls but that parking lot had like 4 cars so I said fuck that, let me try over here at Splendor and the parking lot looked…

Came to splendor after seeing it on my way to the shop during a business trip. Location is right off the highway in the Tomball areas and most areas around there close up at…

Several weeks ago I spent a nice afternoon/evening at Splendors. Went to Diosa first but they were short staffed and nothing interesting so headed west to Splendors. Went to bar to get a…

Location was fine- clean enough, lighting was fine, and music wasn't too loud. I'm not too particular about the atmosphere so it was all good enough. I think I paid 10$ for the cover, I…

back into Houston for work. Got done with the meeting and headed to my favorite TX club. got there about 9 or so. 13 bucks cover and i started scopping the place…

It’s no secret the SC scene has been on a downtrend for years now, especially the happy hour vibe from back in the day. So I found myself around the Tomvall area on…

Been in Houston a few weeks, so checking our the strip club sceen. After some boring meetings I decided to check out Splendor. It is located a block or two off one of the main…

It was my first time to this club. It was pretty clean and looked a little upscale. Something like Saint James but smaller. We went in and sat down at a table…

Stopped by on a Thursday night around 9pm. Paid a 13 dollar cover, walked in. There's a large stage in front with a non functioning water feature behind it. Plenty of seating, one bar and a…

I have been here a few times before but last Tuesday I was in the mood to spend some money and I am happy I did. Plenty of space in the parking lot. Upon entering…

Went to Splendor on a Friday late in the afternoon around 5pm and walked through the industrial strength Metal detector. It’s either not on or not set very sensitive as carried a bunch…

TL;DR: 60% white, 25% hispanic, 15% AA dancers, 4 to 9s, mostly 6-8s. $8 cover, $8 jack&coke, $20 lap dances, three VIP areas $95 to $200 day and $195 to $400 night I’ve wanted to try…

There is a real hit or miss situation going on here depending on day. I have been a few Saturdays and one was awesome the next was super dead. Around 10pm which I would say…

This was my first visit to Splendor on a weekend evening in quite a while. In short, it was pretty close to a waste of time. Cover was $13. I got there just before…