Splendor Reviews

It was a Tuesday evening, and after working all day, I was feeling antsy. Normally, I’d head to the Galleria clubs since they’re the closest, but this time, I decided to take a gamble and check out this off-the-beaten-path spot again.

The parking lot wasn’t full, and once inside, I saw...

Having been bored by St. James on a Friday afternoon, I took the 20 minute drive westward to Splendor. This was my first ever visit to Splendor and, based on earlier reviews, I wasn't expecting much. The overgrown & rutted parking lot was the first hint that this establishment...

I’m ironically the last reviewer from about two months ago. I decided to go back to see if things are different. This time around ten on a weekend night.

My last trip my experience was not great. This time was much, much better.

The cover was $10, upon entering the...

I had an urge to visit a strip club late Saturday night. I chose Splendor. I had for me what was a very unique experience. As soon as I entered the club and paid the cover, which was about $15 at the time, 4 Cuban women immediately surrounded me. One...

In this final stretch of the 2024 spooky month, I found myself with a rare weekend to myself and I decided to take full advantage with a multi-club scouting mission to visit some clubs on my general side of town. My initial plan was to start at Splendor for an...

Houston, TX. Sunday night. I went over to Cover Girls but that parking lot had like 4 cars so I said fuck that, let me try over here at Splendor and the parking lot looked a lot healthier. Area seems fine to me, the most northwestern club in Houston. Not...

Came to splendor after seeing it on my way to the shop during a business trip. Location is right off the highway in the Tomball areas and most areas around there close up at 10 pm so if you need to hit an any make sure to get that...

Several weeks ago I spent a nice afternoon/evening at Splendors. Went to Diosa first but they were short staffed and nothing interesting so headed west to Splendors.
Went to bar to get a better view of things. Stage was open and could watch while scoping out. ...

Location was fine- clean enough, lighting was fine, and music wasn't too loud. I'm not too particular about the atmosphere so it was all good enough. I think I paid 10$ for the cover, I don't remember.
You walk in and you have a pretty good overview of the whole place.
I...

back into Houston for work. Got done with the meeting and headed to my favorite TX club. got there about 9 or so. 13 bucks cover and i started scopping the place out. i would have guessed about 15-20 women working. one was too heavy...

It’s no secret the SC scene has been on a downtrend for years now, especially the happy hour vibe from back in the day. So I found myself around the Tomvall area on a Friday afternoon and after checking traffic to go home I decided to try my...

Been in Houston a few weeks, so checking our the strip club sceen. After some boring meetings I decided to check out Splendor.

It is located a block or two off one of the main highways. Sort of to itself, for now ( looks like they are building something next...

It was my first time to this club. It was pretty clean and looked a little upscale. Something like Saint James but smaller. We went in and sat down at a table and within a min a cute asian looking dancer approached us and asked if...

Stopped by on a Thursday night around 9pm.

Paid a 13 dollar cover, walked in. There's a large stage in front with a non functioning water feature behind it. Plenty of seating, one bar and a couple mini stages that weren't in use this night.

Plenty of girls working, if you aren't...

I have been here a few times before but last Tuesday I was in the mood to spend some money and I am happy I did. Plenty of space in the parking lot. Upon entering and paying the $13 cover, I immediately went to the bar to get a beer,...

Went to Splendor on a Friday late in the afternoon around 5pm and walked through the industrial strength Metal detector. It’s either not on or not set very sensitive as carried a bunch of keys and a large pocket knife. The cover was $7 but they were...

TL;DR: 60% white, 25% hispanic, 15% AA dancers, 4 to 9s, mostly 6-8s. $8 cover, $8 jack&coke, $20 lap dances, three VIP areas $95 to $200 day and $195 to $400 night

I’ve wanted to try Splendor for a while, but I’m not often on the northeast side of Houston. ...

There is a real hit or miss situation going on here depending on day. I have been a few Saturdays and one was awesome the next was super dead.

Around 10pm which I would say should be booming just seemed bland. Lot of mixed look girls…lots of Cuban and Mexican...

This was my first visit to Splendor on a weekend evening in quite a while. In short, it was pretty close to a waste of time.

Cover was $13. I got there just before 8PM so my beer was a happy hour price of $5.

There were a total of...

So back in Houston for work. As was last year i was hoping this would be a diamond in the rough near my hotel. i walked in about 9:30 on Tuesday and the parking lot was semi full for the night. i get in and there are...

Well, if Splendor was ever a great place to go to, Sunday night wasn't it. Dropped in around 8:30. Cover was $13.00, which now that I've finished the visit, was waaaayyyyy overpriced.

The Splendor facility hasn't changed in over 20 years, but it's still fairly nice. Round stage...

I stopped by a week before Christmas after hitting the mall to do a little shopping. In the past when I have visited Splendor on weekend afternoons, I learned not to expect to much. There was no cover I walked in about 3:00PM. I tipped the front...

Swung in on a lark one recent early Friday evening. Sat down and bought a domestic beer for the standard 8 dollars they charge. This particular evening there were around 30 dancers on the floor, almost all of them were white or latinas of varying ages from early twenties to...

Was in Houston and decided to check out the local SC scene. After flipping through many clubs decided on Splendor. I don't remmeber my reasoning outside of the prices didn't seem too bad.

In side was very Meh. The stage area was very wide but it was also dark and...

Have added Splendor to my regular routine — the location is convenient, the girls are hot enough, the beer is cheap. The stage is worthless here and no one goes, it’s 100% all about the dances. My typical routine involves 4-5 songs of very heavy contact lap dances (I left...