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review
17 days ago
Happy Halloween from North H-Town (1/3) - Spooky Spunky Splendor
In this final stretch of the 2024 spooky month, I found myself with a rare weekend to myself and I decided to take full advantage with a multi-club scouting mission to visit some clubs...
MajoraCream
review
25 days ago
Splendor in the Grass
Houston, TX. Sunday night. I went over to Cover Girls but that parking lot had like 4 cars so I said fuck that, let me try over here at Splendor and the parking lot...
Muddy
USA
review
a month ago
Splendor-good but not splendid
Came to splendor after seeing it on my way to the shop during a business trip. Location is right off the highway in the Tomball areas and most areas around there close up...
kozilla
review
4 months ago
Splendid Wednesday afternoon
Several weeks ago I spent a nice afternoon/evening at Splendors. Went to Diosa first but they were short staffed and nothing interesting so headed west to Splendors. Went to bar to get...
ragman19
review
6 months ago
Splendor is good.
Location was fine- clean enough, lighting was fine, and music wasn't too loud. I'm not too particular about the atmosphere so it was all good enough. I think I paid 10$ for the cover,...
kallens
review
7 months ago
the annual pilgrimage
back into Houston for work. Got done with the meeting and headed to my favorite TX club. got there about 9 or so. 13 bucks cover and i started scopping the...
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7 months ago
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boredinsb
Indiana
review
10 months ago
Exceeded expectations
It’s no secret the SC scene has been on a downtrend for years now, especially the happy hour vibe from back in the day. So I found myself around the Tomvall area...
jusflor
Texas
review
10 months ago
Taste the rainbow
Been in Houston a few weeks, so checking our the strip club sceen. After some boring meetings I decided to check out Splendor. It is located a block or two off one of the...
Big guy 25
review
a year ago
I'll be back
It was my first time to this club. It was pretty clean and looked a little upscale. Something like Saint James but smaller. We went in and sat down at a...
imtimtim1000
review
a year ago
Stinky Times At Splendor
Stopped by on a Thursday night around 9pm. Paid a 13 dollar cover, walked in. There's a large stage in front with a non functioning water feature behind it. Plenty of seating, one bar and...
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a year ago
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Specialj
Stroblow
review
2 years ago
Splendid Time at Splendor.
I have been here a few times before but last Tuesday I was in the mood to spend some money and I am happy I did. Plenty of space in the parking lot. Upon...
drumlover2014
review
2 years ago
Good Time at Slendor
Went to Splendor on a Friday late in the afternoon around 5pm and walked through the industrial strength Metal detector. It’s either not on or not set very sensitive as carried a...
Clubrev
Oklahoma
review
2 years ago
Splendid afternoon at Splendor
TL;DR: 60% white, 25% hispanic, 15% AA dancers, 4 to 9s, mostly 6-8s. $8 cover, $8 jack&coke, $20 lap dances, three VIP areas $95 to $200 day and $195 to $400 night I’ve wanted to...
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2 years ago
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Dan3635
Dan3635
Gulf Coast. I’m not your boss.
review
2 years ago
A mediocre place that I enjoy regardless
There is a real hit or miss situation going on here depending on day. I have been a few Saturdays and one was awesome the next was super dead. Around 10pm which I would...
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2 years ago
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Clubrev
Ibetsomestuffhappens
review
2 years ago
Saturday Night Live ... Nope ... Almost a waste
This was my first visit to Splendor on a weekend evening in quite a while. In short, it was pretty close to a waste of time. Cover was $13. I got there just...
ignatius
review
3 years ago
quickly becoming old faithful
So back in Houston for work. As was last year i was hoping this would be a diamond in the rough near my hotel. i walked in about 9:30 on Tuesday and...
boredinsb
Indiana
review
3 years ago
Not My Dream Experience
Well, if Splendor was ever a great place to go to, Sunday night wasn't it. Dropped in around 8:30. Cover was $13.00, which now that I've finished the visit, was waaaayyyyy overpriced. The...
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3 years ago
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Dan3635
texan4real
review
3 years ago
Fairly boring, with one great exception
I stopped by a week before Christmas after hitting the mall to do a little shopping. In the past when I have visited Splendor on weekend afternoons, I learned not to expect to...
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3 years ago
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ignatius
ignatius
review
3 years ago
Solid Evening, Lots of Options
Swung in on a lark one recent early Friday evening. Sat down and bought a domestic beer for the standard 8 dollars they charge. This particular evening there were around 30 dancers on the...
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3 years ago
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Jascoi
Stroblow
review
3 years ago
Good stop in from out of town. Cheap topless dances with push for VIP.
Was in Houston and decided to check out the local SC scene. After flipping through many clubs decided on Splendor. I don't remmeber my reasoning outside of the prices didn't seem too bad. In...
aleccorbett
Virginia
review
3 years ago
More than expected at Splendor
Have added Splendor to my regular routine — the location is convenient, the girls are hot enough, the beer is cheap. The stage is worthless here and no one goes, it’s 100% all about...
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3 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
sr11981
review
3 years ago
Recent visit
Hadn’t been here for awhile, used to visit maybe monthly prior to covid. Mostly the club is exactly the same as it was before covid but they did do some minor remodeling during the...
ryguy99
Texas
review
4 years ago
a better than expected Friday
So on a lark i went in here. I had a meeting in the area and my last night of strip clubbing went less than good so i thought what the hell i will...
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4 years ago
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jusflor
boredinsb
Indiana
review
5 years ago
First timer visit
I was in Dallas the night before. Had an awesome time OTC with a Cubanita that I had met on a prior visit. Was a little hungover but wanted to check out some Houston...
captainfun
new city, new club
review
5 years ago
Mid-week visit to Splendor - a satisfied customer
Went to Splendor for the first time after an especially long day at work for some R&R before heading home. Parking lot was surprisingly busy for a Wednesday night -- well lit, felt safe....
sr11981