Splendor
7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064

I JUST DISCOVERED THE NIAGRA FALLS OF STRIP CLUBS

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basedtexafornian
May 21, 2025, 1:34 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

LOCATION: Splendors is located nearby the Kingwood mall, which is located between Cypress and Kingwood as well. It is at a road where the road has a 3-4 street corners together. The lot isn't really well paved that much unfortunately. I ended up parking facing the restaurant across the street and walked into the club and payed my admission fee.

 

ATMOSPHERE: The club was dead a little bit (obviously you are going on a Tuesday afternoon). I got myself a drink for 5 bucks, tipped the waitress and tried to see who was available to dance with at the time/for the time being. You only had like 4 girls in the club. Also, you saw the famous fountain nearby the stage and it really created a unique one of a kind experience for customers coming into Splendor.

 

DANCES: I got a quick two for 40 dance and I just wanted to hurry and leave because I was running on a tight schedule. One of the dancers name was Layna, she was a curvy Latina gal. She really knew how to dance (nothing like super duper UHM) but she was willing to sit with me, actually have a good conversation, and have a nice talk with me. When I go to Houston clubs, I rarely see that. I was planning to have one dance, but she turned it into two.

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