Kittens Cabaret

I haven't checked out the night action at Kittens in a while so I recently made a weeknight visit. The number of dancers was probably right around the 25 that marks…

We flew in the early afternoon and after we grabbed our rental car we decided to check Kittens out for the first time. It’s only about 15 minutes from the airport. We…

I had an hour to kill while in the area, so I stopped by Kitten's on a Saturday afternoon. It was really slow, and there looked to be around 8-10 girls working…

Kitten's is my go to club. Near my house and not to far out of the way of my drive home. I work late so I usually get there after midnight. When you…

I was in Kittens on Thursday evening, May 9th, roughly between 9:45 and 11:15 p.m. App. 30 dancers were on shift. Both stages were in use. The parking lot was full.…

Had a chance to sneak away for a little bit, but time was tight. Was hoping to get some good action in on the quick....mission accomplished! :-) I payed the cover,…

I visited Kitten's late last year (sorry for procrastinating on the review). I don't get to Seattle often, and when I do, I usually try the downtown strip clubs, which I'm…

I think I was last in Kittens about 6 months ago. I went looking for a specific girl, so I had little interest in any others. That's really not a good way…

I stopped in to Kittens. Ther is a bar restaurant next door. I went in. It was afternoon. Cover was 11$. Bought a Soda. Left a tip for the waitress. Thee were…

As a strip club goer in the area I have noticed that this club, Lake city DJV and Pandoras dancers seem to switch back and forth and was told that they do…

First visit to Kittens and was way more impressed than the two clubs over in Lakewood. Location seemed safe. Parking was easy enough when I arrived at 9 pm. Cover was $16…

Went to Kittens looking for a little action on a Sat night. Stopped at the bar next door (the doghouse) to grab a quick beer and shot of fireball. They also…

First time ever visiting this place but after some research I decided to visit (personally I look for the spot with the extras). Walked in had to pay $10 for cover and…

Arrived at 8:30 pm and enjoyed a Lucille IPA next door at the Dog Pound for $6 before taking myself in to see the talent next door. I was hoping my beer would…

My first trip here. She said her name was Unique. Whatever. Black girl with huge tits and too much perfume. She came and sat next to me and introduced herself and was…

I had been texting back and forth with a girl on social media who works here for a few months and she randomly sent me a message telling me she was there…

Ok I see why this place rates high with the Tuscl faithful. Mileage. The facility is pretty crappy. Reminds me of that dump Pandora’s. Uncomfortable cheap seating everywhere. There are…

I went to Kittens on a Sunday afternoon round 4 PM. Plenty of free parking in the lot. No valet parking or bathroom trolls. Went to the bar next door for a…

Ok, so it's a Thursday night, last week, my homie hit me up, go grab some drinks and watch some naked chicks dance. Had nothing going on so said WTH, let's go!…

d some free time while on vacation after lunch. After some burger and fries, I went in for some possible dessert helpings. Paid cover, got my drink and sat down nearest the…

I went to Kittens Wednesday for a long lunch. My first time there. The club had a comfortable layout: tables and chairs with semi-private booths for lap dances. There were two stages.…

$10 cover and mandatory nonalchoholic dribk purchase with entry. Theres is a bar next door you can go to with reentry has $3 drafts though, so it is a good balance. About…

Went to Kittens for the first time ever on a Monday around 2PM. Paid the cover which I believe was around 15 bucks with a drink. There were about 15 customers there…

This visit occured a couple of Saturdays ago. It was around midnight. It's been a long time since my last Saturday visit here. Wasn't too impressed with the choices…

I arrived around 8 PM on Friday night, right about shift change. I would classify Kittens as a "buy dance" club rather than a "stage tip" club. Within 15 minutes I was hounded by…

I'm new here, so I don't know how much detail to divulge, so I'll edit it later if more detail is needed. When I went to Kittens, it was for the specific…

Paid the $11 sat by the wall and watched Rain finish her one song stage show. 2 other PL were there. Next was loni, long red hair with a super tone body,…

Decided to swing thru around 2 AM on my way home from the bar to see if I could catch some action before they closed up. Paid cover, i think 10…

Stopped in Thursday around 5:30. Parking lot was pretty full when I pulled up but the club was kinda empty. People must've been in the Dog House Bar next door…

Went in on a Sunday after the snow storm to complete my Seattle club visits. I had a few hours before dinner with friends in Seattle. The parking lot at…

I went in last Tuesday because had a few hours to burn early in the day. Club was relatively dark as normal but not many girls working so far. One…

First time visiting Kittens and to my surprise, there was a bar next door to the club! Had heard that the bar and club were both owned by the same people.…

Had some time to get south for once, and decided a visit to Kittens would be a good way to wait out traffic. Walked in and paid eleven for the cover,…

Visited on a Sunday afternoon. I went in looking for Chanel, her IG said she would be there, and when I pulled into the parking lot I saw her car. Sat…

So this was my third time back at Kittens. I have been traveling to Seattle a lot lately and have enjoyed kittens. It is not too far from downtown so…

My first time there was fairly standard from the reviews I've read. $10 cover which includes a drink that the waitress brings you after you've picked a table. Then the parade starts…

Arrived around 8:30. Had my usual dance with a young African American gal who whipped out my member and danced her bare ass on me then finished me off with a…

Decided to make a quick visit to Kittens while down in the area on a Sunday afternoon. It was before 3pm and still early, but I was surprised to find it so…

Bored, so decided to give Kittens a visit. I've usually visited the place during the day, and usually on weekends. As some have mentioned, the venue is a completely different experience if…

I normally frequent Pandora, but decided to try Kittens today. My verdict is it depends on what you really want. The quality of the talent was plain and simple higher here. Some…

I don’t write nearly enough reviews, but I appreciate the community of reviewers here, so though I’d finally give back. Club layout is as others have described. Only thing I’d add is…

Went into Kittens on Tuesday afternoon. Have been in several times, always seems to be hit or miss with the amount of girls working. $10 to get in and $5…

Hadn't been in awhile so I decided to check out Kitten's. It was just after midnight and was pretty dead. I was one of a handful of customers in the…

I had not visited a club for a while and found myself in the south side of Seattle on a Friday afternoon. Stopped by Kittens around 3:00. It was pretty busy -…

The biggest upside of this club is it is one of very few independent club (not part of dejavu). Another noticeable difference from the Vu clubs are the length of sons…

$11 cover, which comes with a nonalcoholic drink. The place is very dark, but the stage is well lit. Right away a blond girl approached me and sat down. She explained…

In my annual trip to Seattle, tried Kittens for first time, and overall, very good, BUT you need to make sure everyone agrees on what's gonna happen. Facility ok -- looks like old…

Had the night to myself and decided to try ot kittens again. Parking is alot worse, had to park on a neighboring street, a little unnerving with how dark it was. …

Feeling good after making some extra dollars on a Clemson/Oklahoma parlay (especially when OU had no business covering the spread that game) so headed out to the clubs late Saturday evening.…

Due to my schedule, I've only been to Kittens in the afternoon (which covers the entire time period since the club opened). This review covers two recent visits. My previous…

So this is the second time I have been to this club. I came a couple months ago on a Saturday night when I was in town for work. The…

It was a slow and boring Sunday, and so I found myself headed to Kittens in the afternoon. The entry fee was...some odd amount? Wasn't paying close attention, but I think it was…

Forgot about the Seahawks game, got here about 1130 and place was packed. As soon as I sat down and had my drink the want a dance line up started. Started with…

Checked kittens out during the week on my day off. Didn’t have too much luck last time so was hoping for the best this time around. Watched a few girls on the…

Full disclosure, this was a couple of months ago, and some aspects of a clubs experience change rapidly with dancer turnover. I had a rare afternoon visit to Kittens, mainly because I was…

Checked in around 8pm and found a private spot in one of the 5 booths in the dance area. Several ladies will come over and sit with you and talk and give you…

My husband and I were in town briefly for a work event. We had a little time to ourselves and decided to get a little crazy and visit kittens together.…

Had some time to Jill and dropped by after lunch.. Had 5 girls working and had good attention from Yumi.. She was very hands on and had a great time . She…

Tried Kittens out during the daytime for the first time. Was happy with what I found. Only a handful of dancers but everyone that came but implied they were naughty…

This trip brought the same vibe I have gotten the last few times, real hit and miss. Club was busy with lots of younger, blue collar types hanging after work, many…

Been a while since I was back here. The club is in an industrial area that seems a tiny bit sketch, but not too bad. When you walk in the club it’s…

Went there again on a Tuesday after a while. Lots of new faces and couple of regular girls I remember. For some reason, the hostess won't give chance after you giv $10…

So went to kittens in a ususal dead time at 5pm most of the morning girls leaving and other girls just coming in for evening shift. Ladies outnumbered guys 6 to 1.…

I got a room last week and now I have crabs! Can't remember the name of the girl I danced with brown skin, beautiful, young. All I know is this place is…

Visited on a Saturday around 7pm. Place was full of beauties. Found a spot in one of the private chairs (they have 5 chairs in the stage area that…

Went to the Mariners game on a Saturday evening and after the game decided to stop by as I have never been to a Seattle club. GPS said it was not…

Went to kittens for my bachelor party, girls were hot and plentiful. Not a big strip club guy usually but I had a lot of fun. I ended up in…

I went to this club as a newbie, not been to many clubs before in my life. There were some guys from work in town with me for business and they sent…

This club is way out of my way - I never go downtown except for Mariners games. But I've been following the Kittens IG posts and really wanted to meet one of…

Entered and was one of about 7-10 customers, and about as many girls. Some were a bit less than appealing but others had some talent. I got a dance from a few…

First time visit on a Friday evening. The club was pretty full, two separate stages. The dancers came by nonstop and were pretty aggressive right away, many were chill and just chatted.…

Stopped in on a Monday early afternoon to see if the experience is different from the last stop. No cover- and sat down with the $$ soda of choice. I had several…

I've visited most Seattle downtown-area clubs and I find Kittens to be the best in terms of quality of girls, local ameneties, and services offered. The club is a bit out of the…

First little update, they are now charging a cover in the afternoon, it is only $5, so no big deal, but you still have a $10 drink. I suspect the cover…

Stopped by on a Monday about 6:30 PM. Was hoping to catch end of day shift and night shift. Only 4 or 5 dancers and only 2 I considered getting dances from.…

This visit was on a recent Saturday afternoon. Paid the cover / soda charge and walked in. The place wasn’t very busy , a few customers and a few dancers, mostly on…

Made an unplanned visit to the club on my way home one Monday evening. Arrived around 10pm with 5 dancers on shift. By 11pm that number had grown to 10-12. The…

There were at least 20 some odd girls dancing this evening. Some were kind and fun to talk to. But most were hustling hard though. Within minutes of sitting down and getting…

This is still downtown's most raunchiest club. I swear whoever is recruiting the talent here has got to be partially blind because i would say half of the girls working are not…

Went there during a weekday afternoon. $5 entry with a free drink (non-alcoholic), wasn't bad. Wasn't too busy either, there were about 4 - 5 other blokes. Took a corner sofa. Started…