Ain't always getting watcha see

Ok, so it's a Thursday night, last week, my homie hit me up, go grab some drinks and watch some naked chicks dance. Had nothing going on so said WTH, let's go!

Decided on Kittens cuz they got the bar right next door, downed 4-5 double shots in 20 mins, got a good buzz going so went next door for the main event.

Forgot this club don't allow any head attire, no hats of any kind.. Not sure why, kinda weird if you asked me. Especially, since there's no real dress code, like some clubs, that require a collared shirt, no baggy clothing, shit like that..

Anyway, sat down towards the middle of the main stage, saw some "old friends," a few hugs, couple spanks, while watching the stage rotations. A few new faces, but it felt kinda dead being a Thursday night there. Maybe, 25-30 girls on deck, I've seen it have twice as much here before, weekends, three times as much..

A petite looking hottie named Phoebe came on stage and her performance was on point, much better than the others, seemed like she'd be a freak on your lap. When she finished her routine, made some eye contact with her as she's putting on what she took off, and came right over. A lil chit chat and what not, then we take off to the back for some up close and personal time. Was kinda excited, imagining what she'd do while on top of me but, it wasn't nothing like I'd pictured. Some light grind, overall pretty lame actually, gave her a second chance to redeem herself with a second song, but it was more of the same shit. Called it quits after two, we agreed on 3/100, so I just gave her 70 and she was cool with that.